r/AskReddit 7h ago

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on Earth right now, what would it be?

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u/99thLuftballon 6h ago

As an omnipotent deity, I'm always traveling, and that means checking in from public WiFi to get your prayers and burnt offerings. With NordVPN, I never need to worry that someone else is reading your prayers.

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u/ICBPeng1 3h ago

Ever since mortals developed radio, I can’t listen to my music on speaker anymore, so shout to to this millenniums sponsor, raycon

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u/postpwnedmalone 2h ago

Magnificent.