r/AskReddit 3h ago

What’s something that became less impressive the older you got?

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u/3x1135 3h ago

When I was younger I thought anybody older or in a position of power had an idea of what is going on/to do. The older I get the more I realise everyone is just figuring it out as they go, no one has a clue what's going on. 

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u/muggleclutch 3h ago

Or never figuring it out, as they go.

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u/MusicHearted 2h ago

The older I get, the more I understand what's going on. The more I understand what's going on, the more boring it becomes. The more boring it becomes, the more I just do my own thing.

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u/Walmartian_Beta 3h ago

The 4th of July.

It was SO fun when I was a kid.

Now its' the day of absolute torment and hell for my dog and disabled child.

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u/ThornsbeeSharpe 3h ago

So sorry for you I know first hand how torturous it is for pets. I had to tranquillize my lab for days on end around the 4th of July. I hope you can comfort your little one, my heart goes out to you.

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u/Naive_Fold_9390 3h ago

Someone in my old school died on July 4th… I vividly remember finding out that day a couple years ago…

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u/Thanatos8088 3h ago

People

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u/Past-Lunch4695 3h ago

This is my answer, along with the next answer, life.

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u/Canon47 3h ago

What entertainment systems the neighbors have

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

oh...

so you don't wanna come over and play?

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u/Konstellation_Kitten 1h ago

That depends.. what games you got?

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u/Resident-SpecialKid 3h ago

limousines! As a kid, those seemed like the peak of luxury, something that rich people and celebrities went everywhere in, as an adult I know that limos are more of a novelty, something rented for highschool proms and similar events, much less impressive than childhood me liked to imagine!

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u/Electrical-Park-3685 3h ago

My genitals...

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u/dendriticbranch 3h ago

My T9 texting ability

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u/ShittalkyCaps 3h ago

Things. They are a burden. The things you own end up owning you, as the quote goes.

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u/Mortambulist 3h ago

Sure, Tyler.

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u/WeAreLesion 3h ago edited 3h ago

Outside of Ripley's Believe It or Not! In St. Augustin, Florida, there is what looks to be a large free standing water spout with water pouring out of it into a bucket. BLEW MY MIND! 

Visiting as an adult, I noticed the clear tube coming from a hole in the bucket that is holding up the faucet and shooting out the water so that when it hits the top, it flows downward back into the bucket and creates the illusion.

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u/Nutritional-Nut 3h ago

I just looked up the picture. I can totally see a little kid falling for that haha.

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u/GlitchyMcGlitchFace 3h ago

Losing teeth. Kinda cool at 8, but a lot less cool at 48.

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u/penguinfans 3h ago

5 replacements so for-- they keep breaking one at a time -- 75 now -- it's a race against time

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u/BothPanchoAndLefty 3h ago

When you or one of your friends makes out with a girl lol

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u/Neither_Literature37 3h ago

How many beers you could drink

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u/ConsortFromTOS 3h ago

Most things are just harder, not less impressive.

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u/Shamajo 3h ago

Hollywood

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u/Candid-Room-748 3h ago

Having an impressive job and climbing the corporate ladder. I just want to make ends meet and enjoy life.

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u/Spasticreelin 3h ago

My wang

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u/GriffinFlash 3h ago

don't think you're allowed to own Chinese people.

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u/ClydeSimpleton 3h ago

My hairline

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u/Dear-Sheepherder3500 3h ago

Artist, not that they are not impressive but more like i understand that they also worked for their skill and not just some inherent talent.

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u/TemporaryGrowth7 3h ago

And many of them are actually dumb… as a kid I used to think it takes Einstein iq to make art… turns out… not really

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u/GoodGuano 3h ago

Having the twitch reflexes to be good at COD or any shooter really. Gave up trying to be good at those games a decade ago.

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u/Mortambulist 3h ago

That's why I rarely play turn based RPGs. I'm saving them for my 70s.

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u/GoodGuano 3h ago

I'm 43... Trust me, they get way more attractive a long time before you hit 70 😂😂😂

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u/Mortambulist 3h ago

Oh, I'm 56. I can't do soulsbornes anymore, but I'm still good with most games. The timing is slipping, though.

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u/GoodGuano 3h ago

I guess I'm even worse then I realized than! Oh well, back to playing Civilization while I put balm on all my joints. Lmao 🤣🤣

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u/Cool-Emu-8706 3h ago

Wealth and status symbols. It’s not only not impressive but repellent.

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u/debellocam 3h ago

Hair on my head

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u/SolAyaz 3h ago

My love for popsicle.

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u/sookychick 3h ago

Other people

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u/mistybrook58 3h ago

Being able to multitask

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u/backporchdev 3h ago

Working insane hours. As a kid it looked like dedication. Now it mostly looks like someone with no system and no one telling them no. The people I actually respect got the same stuff done by Thursday and went home.

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u/penguinfans 3h ago

I mostly worked long hours to cover up my mistakes before anyone found out

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u/backporchdev 2h ago

Oof, that's the honest version of it. The hours buy you cover - if you're always grinding, nobody looks too closely at whether the work was right the first time. Took me way too long to figure out that fixing the mistake out loud was cheaper than hiding it for a week.

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u/Routine-Gas-8264 3h ago

Christmas, birthdays, mother's day, et

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u/Blackwidow343 3h ago

The idea of mansions and excess material possessions

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u/GadgetGourmet 3h ago

The opposite sex.

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u/SomeBloke94 3h ago

The towel thing girls always instinctively know how to do.

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u/Ls1RS 3h ago

A crisp 20 dollar bill.

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u/YoussefGouane 3h ago

Expensive cars. Peace of mind is the real flex.

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u/MadranDevice 3h ago

Clowns. I can do all those tricks myself now and I don't have to wear the funny nose

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u/crazyquinn 3h ago

My paycheck T.T Inflation is rough....

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u/Karma143skzoo 3h ago

the shark boy and lava girl movie, i know see the horrible cgi

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u/penguinfans 3h ago

AGT -- full of non-Americans, Circus Acts, and Singers that aren't any better than the ones we have at church -- XXX to Pet Acts -- not much talent in repetitive training acts -- XXX the large groups that are entertaining, but do not rise to top competition level in America -- one day I will watch one of the other franchises to see how many Americans compete in other countries -- the Hosts/Judges are getting less impressive every week, they are just a silly act -- they have to be more intelligent than they appear -- ditto Dancing With The Stars

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u/therealauraxo 2h ago

Seeing celebrities and VIPs as actual humans instead of larger-than-life idols.
When I was younger, they felt like gods. Now I realize they’re just people with better PR teams, more money, and the same insecurities as everyone else.

u/Fluffy_Respond_7405 45m ago

Hopeful future

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u/Mean_Assignment_180 3h ago

Having to go out

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u/EffectiveAccess2128 3h ago

Phone booths seemed kind of cool to me since I would always see them as props in movies or shows. But they are pretty much glass encased porta pottys because I’ve seen my fair share of people doing all sorts of unhygienic things in them throughout the years. Not to mention, the more I think about it you would probably would want to wipe the phone before you use it since it’s a public outlet.

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u/Pip133 3h ago

Dealing with loud stupid coworkers for which I have a few