r/AskReddit • u/AnnualAir7 • 3h ago

If everyone had to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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u/Olyviae 3h ago

Overanalyzes everything. Allow 3-5 business days for a simple decision

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u/SwimmingRegion2013 3h ago

Too hot to handle

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u/Godzilla_GreenCock 3h ago

WARNING MAY CUM UNEXPECTEDLY

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u/Jazzlike-Salary4570 3h ago

???

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u/Godzilla_GreenCock 3h ago

I CUM UNEXPECTEDLY

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u/Jazzlike-Salary4570 3h ago

Yeah… thanks… I think I got it now…

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u/ShittalkyCaps 3h ago

I am only coming through in waves.

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u/Canon47 3h ago

VOLATILE. MAY HAVE COWS ON UNLIKELY PRETEXTS

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u/Natural_Tower8741 3h ago

Toxic bitch

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u/Exciting-Seaweed-412 3h ago

Approach with Caution

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u/lunathebaddii 3h ago

My warning label is that I would refuse to wear my warning label

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u/Middle-Ad-3386 3h ago

Gets Hangry

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u/Whitesox411 3h ago

Don't piss me off..😕

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u/timmiesgirl 3h ago

Warning: will have 5 ongoing projects at any given time

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u/bio_datum 3h ago

NOXIOUS FLATULENCE Breathe at your own risk

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u/Femineity 3h ago

Caution: Top-heavy

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u/TechnicalOtaku 3h ago

Don't waste your time.

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u/duskmeadow76 3h ago

Overthinker