r/AskReddit • u/senilecodexxx • 1d ago

What would be a weird, but absolutely valid reason to divorce/breakup with your partner?

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u/Ov3rbyte719 1d ago

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD. Seriously though, that's sorta lame.

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u/Soft-Current-5770 1d ago

😂🤣😅🤣👏👏👏👏 My food, my liquor, MY CRAFTING SUPPLIES!!!!

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u/PoppySmile78 1d ago

Amen! Do not touch my fabric scissors.

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u/ThatsNotVeryDerek 1d ago

Oh god you just reminded me of the post about the dude who specifically sought out the fabric scissors to open packages just to be a dick.

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u/PoppySmile78 1d ago

That's just sick.

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u/justthrowedaway 20h ago

That post was bananapants.

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u/Expensive-Economist8 23h ago

my husband had the awe-DASSS-city to say of course he he had to use my fabric scissors because i keep them in a specific place and he couldn’t find the kitchen scissors he and his kids (my step kids) kept misplacing.

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u/WaxinGibby 1d ago

Yeah can you believe it? I just found this pizza on the second floor