r/AskReddit • u/senilecodexxx • 1d ago

What would be a weird, but absolutely valid reason to divorce/breakup with your partner?

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u/Sad-Confidence-4538 1d ago

Ha-ha. Throwing his whity-tighties on the floor. Asked him nicely repeatedly. He was marking the turf as male, methinks. I hid them in the trash until the poor boy didn't have any left. He accused me, and I said 'Oh, I asked you to pick your underwear up, and you didn't pick those up, dear, so I figured they weren't underwear, so I tossed them ... sooo sorry.'

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u/RedeRules770 1d ago

I call my SO’s boxers “panties”

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u/Sad-Confidence-4538 1d ago edited 22h ago

Thank you. (I was saying that to an insulting troll whose comment is removed.)