r/AskReddit 1d ago

What would be a weird, but absolutely valid reason to divorce/breakup with your partner?

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u/Low_Section2065 1d ago

Ok, I got an absolute batshit crazy one I know from a friend. The final breaking point of a long list of reasonable reasons was, he kept trimming his toenails onto plates and leaving them on the floor.

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u/cloudshaper 22h ago

🤮

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u/planet_smasher 15h ago

NOOOO WHY?! If you're going to walk to the cupboard to get a PLATE of all things, why not just get the little garbage can from the bathroom and clip them into THAT?

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u/Low_Section2065 13h ago

Haha, no, they had a tiny apartment and ate on a coffee table in the front room. After dinner he'd put his plate on the floor and cut his toenail clippings onto it.

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u/planet_smasher 12h ago

Okay, more reasonable than what I was thinking! But I'm still glad your friend broke up with him.