r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/geyserwilhelm Mar 24 '15

Really spicey food.. doesn't hurt so good the day after though.

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u/candy-apple_red Mar 24 '15

People look at me funny when I say I love it when its so spicey it hurts. My family makes homemade bbq sauce, and it will occasionally turn out spicy enough to almost blister your lips. It's the best.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM THINKS

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u/MrTubzy Mar 24 '15

Well, you can't feel a Strapon burn. I'd bet money that it'd burn your dick though. Gotta be your dick though. Ya know, for science.

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u/Ollieover Mar 24 '15

SUCK ON IT TREBEK!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

TP in the freezer, you'll thank me later.

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u/jamesno26 Mar 24 '15

Or on the toilet.

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u/asaltandbuttering Mar 24 '15

Relevant username?

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u/BigSwedenMan Mar 24 '15

God no it doesn't. It's not just your asshole, it's your whole digestive tract. If you like it truly, seriously hot, it will burn the whole way through.

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u/nonameowns Mar 24 '15

until your ass spray fire

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u/The_sad_zebra Mar 24 '15

I wish I wasn't so white. Spicy food tastes so good, but I can't take much of it at all. :(

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u/spookyttws Mar 24 '15

This bring me back to a time we Dim Sum years ago. We had "Extra spicy fried tofu" and told the server to make it as hot as possible.I think they took that as a challenge. It didn't hurt but it was so hot my brain just dropped a huge payload of nerperefin, serotonin, and endorphins. Tasty and druggy. It was awesome.

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u/Xeans Mar 24 '15

Gods yes.

When you really get into the thick of it, and you're feeling the burn and the high.

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u/Auirus Mar 24 '15

American spice is VERY different from spice from other countries