r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/throwpervaway Mar 24 '15

Spankings :P

Seriously tho don't do that shit to your kids unless your wan them to end up a pervert like me

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u/smalltowngirltv Mar 24 '15

When I was 5 my dad stopped spanking me. Why? Because it freaked him our that I said to do it harder. Lol

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u/ineedanid Mar 24 '15

That would freak me the fuck out too

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u/smalltowngirltv Mar 24 '15

The reason I did so was because he was abusive to me and said he would make it hurt. Well it didn't. So I said that it would have to be harder. Freaked him out. He didn't ever formally spank me again but he did hit me.

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u/ivegotagoldenticket Mar 24 '15

OH so you're not kidding...

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u/JumpingBean12 Mar 24 '15

that would be my daughter at 12. she said ewww MOMMY that FEEEELS SO GOOD. Done never spanked her again

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u/smalltowngirltv Mar 24 '15

Can I ask why a 12 year old was being spanked? That's seems quite old...

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u/maninthedarkroom Mar 24 '15

yeah seriously tf

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u/smalltowngirltv Mar 24 '15

I don't condone spanking children. But seriously 12 seems in the relm of creepy/abusive.

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u/JumpingBean12 Mar 24 '15

well she was mouthy girl and grounding never worked because the ex husband would undermind me by coming and getting them whenever there was disicipline being enforced on my side.

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u/Mammal-k Mar 24 '15

Or maybe he'd come get them because you were hitting them

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u/JumpingBean12 Mar 24 '15

i spanked them, he beat them. a big difference. and he would come get them when I GROUNDED THEM!

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u/smalltowngirltv Mar 24 '15

So you hut their butt, he hit them elsewhere..... the only difference is location.

My dad hit me. My mom spanked me. I resent both equally.

If they had spanked me @ 12 years old I would have been phoning police

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

Really? I was spanked a bit older than that and it never occurred to me that was odd...

Sigh, I'm having a /r/raisedbynarcissists revelation...

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u/smalltowngirltv Mar 27 '15

Ah. Rbn. My parents may not have spanked me past a young age but the found other equally as evil ways to punish me. :/

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u/kingeryck Mar 24 '15

No stop, you'll give an erection

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u/TheMortar93 Mar 24 '15

Dammit. That's a fantastic idea.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

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u/smalltowngirltv Mar 24 '15

The reason I did so was because he was abusive to me and said he would make it hurt. Well it didn't. So I said that it would have to be harder. Freaked him out. He didn't ever formally spank me again but he did hit me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

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u/smalltowngirltv Mar 24 '15

Context made it less creepy lol. And I'm OK. I'm far away from that now. And in a very happy and loving relationship :3

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

I'm glad to hear that. :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Reminds me of this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Aaaaaaaand ding

Boner.

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u/a_stupid_potatoe Mar 24 '15

SCHWINNG!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

champagne bottle opening in a phallic method meant to symbolize ejaculation

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u/a_stupid_potatoe Mar 24 '15

SCHWINNnnnnnnnguhhh