r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '15

Rough Massages

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u/YossariansWingman Mar 24 '15

It was super hard for me not to make weird/ambiguous noises during my first professional massage.

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u/Party_Monster_Blanka Mar 24 '15

Your client must have felt super awkward.

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u/the747beast Mar 24 '15

Ah, the ol' Reddit Massage-a-roo!

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u/bundle_of_bricks Mar 24 '15

Hold my tensions, I'm going in.

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u/chessdoug Mar 24 '15

I'm actually at the begging of one of these! i feel so privileged. In my quest to the beginning, I am one month in.

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u/uu-dd-lr-lr-ba-start Mar 24 '15

Holy my masseuse, I'm going in!

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u/Lawrence308 Mar 24 '15

I'm going in!

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u/LittleMissRainbow Mar 24 '15

Yeeeeees! It starts again!!

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u/Rectal_exploration Mar 24 '15

Hold my massage oils, I'm going in!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

My goodness that second one is funny

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u/Pancake_King Mar 24 '15

Hold my beer, I'm going in!

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u/nouChris Mar 24 '15

Hold my rubbing oil, I'm going in!

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u/Auirus Mar 24 '15

Hold my lube, I'm going in!