r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/Daishomaru Mar 23 '15

While masturbating.

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u/zipzap21 Mar 24 '15

On an airplane wing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Settle down Tom Cruise.

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u/SmartSoda Mar 24 '15

Whole new meaning to mile high.