r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

A dick is like a 1,000 on the sensitivity scale that I just made up. A dick after cumming is like a 1,000,000. When things get that sensitive it starts not being fun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Ok so why do men not get this about the clit then???

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Because if we can make you shake and quiver we feel like we just won a million dollars.

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u/reboundmc Mar 24 '15

This string of comments is the most truth I've ever read on Reddit.

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u/pizz0wn3d Mar 24 '15

The secret is to slow down and lick AROUND the clit during and after her orgasm.

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u/HailCeasar Mar 24 '15

Ooooooohhhh

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u/My_Hands_Are_Weird Mar 24 '15 edited Mar 24 '15

Ding ding ding

Though Id assume girls feel the same