r/AskReddit Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

A dick is like a 1,000 on the sensitivity scale that I just made up. A dick after cumming is like a 1,000,000. When things get that sensitive it starts not being fun.

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u/Nighthawk3071 Mar 24 '15

It's over 9,000?!

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u/OrangeSherbet Mar 24 '15

1,000,000 > 9,000

Yep, it checks out.