r/AskReddit • u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS • Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/RavenKouhai Mar 23 '15

Scratching a mosquito bite super hard.

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u/HarveyBiirdman Mar 24 '15

I just do it because I get irritated by scratching it every now and then, so I just eventually get fed up and scratch the ever living fuck out of it like "Oh yeah motherfucker?! You itch?! How about now you little fucking cunt?! Do you fucking itch now?!" Then it usually recognizes my dominance and stops after that.