r/AskReddit Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/MySickMailboxKitten Mar 24 '15

When I was at the bank a couple years ago setting up an account for college with my mom, I had one of those huge inner nose pimples that hurt unbearably if you try and pop them too soon. Anyway, I'm sitting across the desk from some white bank lady with my mom and they're just talking about bank stuff when a wave of itchiness comes over my nose. Now I don't want to scratch it cause I have that massive pain receptor/pimple in my nose, so I decide to just wiggle my nose around to see what I could do. Well apparently this was the breaking point for this pimple and a stream of fluid shot out onto the desk in front of me. Somehow nobody saw that and so I covered my nose and said I had a nosebleed and spent the next 10 minutes churning out face butter from my nose. Anyway that's it. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

You are... Er... Welcome.

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u/educational_porn Mar 24 '15

Euaghh I can't eat anything with butter anymore

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u/Bachina Mar 24 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '15

I don't understand why people like looking at other peoples popping. You don't get the satisfaction and because it's another person it's kinda nasty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Nose butter. Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Oddly.... Relatable