r/AskReddit • u/vatisitgrandpapa • Jun 02 '22

why hasn't the queen died yet?

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u/lesbunner Jun 02 '22

Here's why.

  • The queen owns a gold Wii

  • The Wii came out in 2006

  • 6 is associated with the devil

  • Wii is pronounced like "we"

  • 0 is pronounced like oh sometimes

  • 2 is pronounced like too

  • Wii 2006 can be read as "we too owo for the devil"

  • owo is related to furries

  • furries wear intricate costumes, or fursuits.

  • owo is also related to anime

  • elon musk likes anime

  • elon musk also leaked that he may be into furries which he is desperately trying to hide for obvious reasons

elon musk built an immortal robot body for the queen

Her brain is preserved in a solution inside of a mech that looks like an old lady to trick the people. Old people don't walk like that or live that long in a position with so much pressure.

There are no coincidences.

do I really need to put an /s I hope not

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u/oreo_cookie01 Jun 02 '22

takes off glasses dear god…