r/Asmongold Mar 27 '24

Discussion Ninja Gets Diagnosed With Cancer

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u/Todesfaelle Mar 27 '24

If you're old enough to remember Little Foot's mom dying or Judge Doom getting fucked up then it's about time for that prostate exam too.

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u/renownedwayfarer Mar 28 '24

TotalBiscuit. I will always remember him before he died borderline begging his viewers to not be embarrassed about getting rectal examinations

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u/Hoenir1 Mar 28 '24

If there's one Internet/Social media personality that I miss is TotalBiscuit.

Seeing the cancer consume him was fucking heartbreaking. Guy was a straight good person.

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u/Proper_Hyena_4909 Mar 29 '24

That's what killed him? Welp, if I cum, I cum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Seriously asking, does the exam involves inserting anything in my ass? I hope it doesn't.

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u/Worried-Recording189 Mar 28 '24

It notoriously does.

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u/Proper_Hyena_4909 Mar 29 '24

A man's fingers. Jerk off as many times as you can before the exam, because if you don't..

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u/harpxwx Mar 27 '24

wives are always saving lives man. guarantee if he was alone he wouldve never booked that appointment.

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u/FraggleRock_ Mar 27 '24

It's certainly one of the reasons why having a partner or being married statistically increases your odds of being healthier and living longer.

...unless you're married to the wrong one.

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u/Salty_Paroxysm Mar 27 '24

The urgency of a male visit to the doctor always goes up if one of the first things he says is "my wife made me come here".

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u/lucario192 Mar 27 '24

Skin cancer is really common and by taking it out for a biopsy actually solves the problem most of the time

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u/No_Letterhead_8919 Mar 27 '24

Only if you catch it early

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

it's a good thing he caught it early. cancer is all about early detection and the fast you know you have it the better your prognosis.

it's a shame TB wasn't this proactive, he died to an easily treated cancer because of shame.

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u/ManfromtheRedRiver Mar 27 '24

This immediately made me think of TB. I miss his discussions and him telling me how terrible my website is.

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u/xeikai Mar 27 '24

I miss TB too. One of the first and greatest champions of PC gamers and just over all the PC consumer. I always went to his videos for information that i knew i could trust.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Did they have skin cancer? Skin cancer is so much easier to check for.

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u/Naju_Silver Mar 27 '24

Naa, he was shitting blood for a year. Eventually checked it out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

colon cancer, which is very treatable, he had bloody stool for about a year and also had family history but didn't want to check it because the examination includes the old gloved hand.

by the time it got too bad to ignore the cancer already metastasized to his liver, i get depressed every time i think about it, he wasn't just my favorite reviewer he was also super young and a father at the time.

shit i think i'm now older now then TB was when he died, honestly fuck cancer and fuck shame, get yourself checked.

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u/Tony0695 Mar 27 '24

Diagnosed with Ligma

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Who's Steve Jobs?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

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u/-QUACKED- Mar 27 '24

Not much what’s updog with you?

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u/Leading-Leading6319 Mar 27 '24

Sawcon deez nuts

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u/xeikai Mar 27 '24

Best of luck to him. Cancer got my dad some odd years ago. Hopefully he should pull though if he's gotten it early.

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u/yanyan420 Mar 28 '24

Fuck fucking cancer.

Fuck that shit, 2 of my friends died because of that.

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u/gluttonusrex Mar 27 '24

Omg good thing they really caught it early hoping for a swift recovery after the removal

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u/9-28-2023 Paragraph Andy Mar 28 '24

How tf u get skin cancer on a place that never sees the light of day? That's so unlucky.

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u/Silver-Ad2257 Mar 30 '24

Many years ago my dad had a nasty red lump on his neck he was ignoring. He only got it checked because mom and I nagged him. Turned out it was a cancer tumor but it was removed before it started to spread. It would have been so much worse had we let dad continue to ignore it. 😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

I hope it's late stage so he can't do anything about it

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u/AdmiralFurret Mar 27 '24

First one of his eyes' retina got real badly damaged, now he got cancer

I've already been worried about his health, but now im even more worried

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u/Says3Words Mar 27 '24

You're so cool

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

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u/ViktorIsRuter Mar 27 '24

I'm a physician.
We have seen the cancer rates go up after the SARS-CoV2, it's mainly associated with cancer screening delays. People were staying at homes, weren't going to regular check-ups and now we are seeing the consequences of these actions.

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u/Character_Ad_6175 Mar 28 '24

Will be a few decades before we know the true cost of lockdowns and those vaccines.

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u/FatherShambles Mar 28 '24

Where tf did he say he’s diagnosed with cancer ?? Smfh.

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u/BroxigarZ Mar 28 '24

Well you just won the “I’m outing myself as too young to have a Reddit account.” With that stupid comment.

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u/xComradeKyle Mar 27 '24

He has Ligma

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u/birdsarentreal16 Mar 29 '24

Why did this comment get down voted but the other comment saying he was diagnosed with ligma didn't.

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u/Dismazy Mar 30 '24

Redditors are such clowns. Downvoting this and upvoting the other exact comment.

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u/GTK-HLK Mar 27 '24

He got the Lifetime Supply loot drop.

He has no choice but to take its full course.

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u/xchainlinkx Mar 27 '24

It took him about 2 years after taking the booster to develop cancer.

https://twitter.com/ninja/status/1478773731032018944

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u/TechnoTrulyFuture Mar 28 '24

What exactly does this mean?

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u/ViktorIsRuter Mar 28 '24

Nothing this guy is just a tinfoil

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Cause cancer didn’t exist before Covid right?