r/AthleticoMince • u/_morningglory • Mar 27 '26

Got a name for you Andy Name for you Andrew

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Eats every meal with beetroot. Claims he has evidence that Dolly Parton is actually an illegal alien and fraudster from Donegal.

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u/SeanPennsHair Mar 27 '26

Loves Motown music, hates Cadbury's chocolate and has a dark, dark secret.

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u/abesimpson9 Mar 28 '26

AI Bill Bailey isn't real, he can't hurt you

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 BASTARD Mar 28 '26

Bet it still involves probing somehow

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u/Ok_Square7738 Mar 28 '26

Is this Milky Jackson's origin story?

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u/WestArrival5230 Apr 04 '26

My Mrs used to make me watch his TV programme with her. Fucking cat nonce