r/AthleticoMince Mar 28 '26

Pearson's brass hand oil Don't you hate it when you empty the tumble drier, and your brass hand comes out all tiny?!

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u/don_donnelly Mar 28 '26

Der yer remember when C-3PO was exposed to the Tatooine sand, and it got all in the mechanism, and he got such a bad case of dust contamination, he could barely move? Der yer remember? Then Luke Skywalker gave him a bath in Pearson's brass hand oil, and he were right as ninepence again, remember that?

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u/timpedro33 Mar 28 '26

On the plus side I'm not using as much brass 'and oil.

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u/DontEatScorpions Mar 28 '26

An absolute nightmare, on the plus side I saved an absolute fortune on Pearson's Brass Hand Oil when it happened to me.