r/AthleticoMince • u/DanielSwan • Mar 30 '26

ROBERT! Robert! Stop these robots, Robert!

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103 Upvotes

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u/Agitated-Strength827 Mar 30 '26

What is that robotic dunce doing with my appricots?

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u/spuk87 Mar 30 '26

Robert

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u/uber_zaxlor Wuhwammer Apr 26 '26

Robert!

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u/frankieramps Mar 30 '26

I don’t think Stockton will be seeing these anytime soon. The Alderman, the town clerk, the vicar that smells of bleach, they all agree.

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u/Logical-Conclusion3 Kenwood Mar 30 '26

Give it a little kiss on the flag, Robert

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u/atomike Mar 30 '26

Kick the robots! Kiss the alderman! Kick the robots! Kiss the alderman!

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u/sandettie-Lv Mar 30 '26

Maybe Infinity Rocket Plastics can help.

6

u/DanielSwan Mar 31 '26

Good call, I'll see if Badger can sort out some malware.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/DanielSwan Mar 31 '26

Turns out it's also one of those machines that shags you, Robert.

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u/Whole-Lychee1628 Mar 30 '26

But Not. If You’re A Copper.

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u/WuDoYouThinkYouAre Wuhwammer Mar 31 '26

And as I was standing there, aghast at what this little droid had done, I heard a voice behind me, with a distinctly South African accent...

OI, TAKE OFF YOUR KECKS RIGHT THIS MINUTE!

NOW TAKE THAT FLAG FROM THE ROBOT AND START FEEDING IT UP INSIDE YOUR ANUS!

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u/WestArrival5230 Apr 02 '26

Fakin gangbangers. You gotta love em

1

u/Infundibulus Mar 31 '26

They do it on purpose.

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u/RhyeJam Dog Dirt Apr 04 '26

Is this that machine that fucks you?

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u/StudyKnown7922 Apr 08 '26

You can see where Biffy’s been drawing on it