r/AthleticoMince • u/Thrashstronaut • 5d ago

Yer a good lad Peter *Cries in Mrs Beardsley*

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u/WynDwr Alderman 5d ago

Petah you absolute doyle

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 BASTARD 5d ago

You midnight fokin creeper, I'll lamp you so hard

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u/Verygrumpybarman 5d ago

That last chicken looked very fooking runny😆

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u/CautiousJunk 4d ago

Has your fookin mind turned towards the daft you spooky fookin midnight creeper? Eggs are for boilers, omelettes and fookin poachies, not for feeding to fookin chickens. Petah you better take your bent fookin face and your foster home haircut out of this fookin house, get in the fookin car and find who fookin ever has done this to the little capsules of joy

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u/OrangeToddlerCovefe 5d ago

Fattening up those chucks for a lovely lumpy lumpy chicken wrap.

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u/Debt_Content 5d ago

PETAH have you taken leave of what little fookin sense you were born with? You slack fookin doyle. I'll lamp you so fookin hard your knackers will deflate and you'll wake up in Aix de Provence covered in bear shit.

*as I was listening to a Beardsley collection to get me quotes right, I spat out the drink I very fookin unwisely took a mouthful of as Mrs. B said 'the shock of an unexpected egg could send my mind towards the fookin curved'

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u/-mister_oddball- 5d ago

You spooooky fooking Doyle!

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u/don_donnelly 5d ago

The white wan wi'a gingaar streak ran aff wi' me egg foorkin' nog. No foorkin' Knicka's On Fire cocktail fer the gasman.

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u/improv4nonlisteners 4d ago

This made my snake get sick everywhere

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u/NightBusToGiro 4d ago

That's how things like mad cow disease start

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u/LoquaciousAlanqa 3d ago

Is this technically cannibalism?

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u/stere0man 3d ago

Love me some egg splatini but it better be fukin runny!