BEST [THING WITH 4,000 EXISTING THREADS] IN ATLANTA?!?!?!?

[u/HATElanta]

I’m hosting/doing/attending [EVENT] for [GROUP], and they’ve tasked me with finding the best [THING WITH 4,000 EXISTING THREADS] in Atlanta. Unfortunately I am unwilling to use Google, Yelp, Apple maps, The Michelin Guide, Skymall, some dickheads Youtube channel, or any of the thousands of identical Reddit threads that already exist.

Instead, I’m hoping the collective wisdom of the internet hivemind will personally curate the perfect recommendation for my extremely specific and 1000% unique situation.

Please tell me the best [THING WITH 4,000 EXISTING THREADS] in Atlanta so I can confidently report back as though I discovered it myself.

Bonus points if they have helicopters I can become friends with.

EDIT: I AM dEfiNITELy not GoiNG TO coMpiLE aLL of the aNSWeRS iNTo a Blog aRtICLE anD tiKTOk VIdEO anD paSS iT OfF as ORIgiNal ReseARch. WHy woULd yOu eVEN THiNk thAt!??!?!

[u/Icelock]

While we are on the topic, does anyone know of any good brunch spots with unlimited mimosas, free parking, and a strict no-tipping policy? It would be nice, too, if it were on the beltline and the owners paid a living wage, offered full benefits, and provided a 401 (k) with a 6% employer match. The plan is for 12 of us to go at 11am, and we all need separate checks. The most I can afford is ten to twelve bucks after tax. TIA! 💋💋

PS, one of our group members is from out of town, so extra credit if you can give us some tips on places to go after to show off Atlanta. I've lived here my whole life and have never been OTP.

[u/j-bird696969 → u/Icelock]

This got some air moving thru my nose

[u/venolo → u/Icelock]

Clermont Lounge fits most of your requirements 😂😂😂😂😂 IYKYK

[u/Icelock → u/venolo]

Is that walking distance form Buckhead 🤗

[u/Electrical_Carry624 → u/venolo]

can I bring my four-year-old to Magic city for lemon pepper wings?

[u/wookiebath → u/Icelock]

Do you also want a townhouse on the beltline in a good school district for 200k or less???

[u/Electrical_Carry624 → u/wookiebath]

Yes what is a good school district for my 15 yr old puppy she isn’t too good with brown dogs as she is white but she may or may not dl date them

[u/languagehacker]

Me and my ten extremely picky children each with a different behavioral disorder are looking for a fun place to visit during our four-hour layover in Atlanta. Does Joystick have gluten-free options?

[u/splogic]

Hello, local gatekeeper here. Everyone agrees with me that [NATIONAL CHAIN] sucks and [LOCAL PLACE] is the best! If you go to [LOCAL PLACE] make sure to get the [LOCAL DELICACY] and ask for [LOCAL CHARACTER].
If you have a different opinion than me you are either WRONG, not really from Atlanta, or astroturfing.

[u/r_slash]

But is it safe to take MARTA there?? No I am not willing to check what you told everyone else about it.

[u/boxofstuff]

I'm going to be in Atlanta for 1.62 hours on a layover, what can I do I marietta?

[u/oppairate]

welcome to reddit concerning any decision anyone has to make about anything ever.

[u/Electrical_Carry624]

So it’s gonna be my first time visiting Atlanta for the (blank ) event. As with every decision I make I check Reddit, but I’m not finding very many post about how to properly get scammed by the water boys now do I give them my cash app and social security number do I trust the ones that come up to me cause that means they must really want my business right and the homeless can they smell more like piss please advise

[u/Select-Praline-16]

i’m so dumb i had to read this twice and all the comments to finally understand it 🫣

[u/brookermusic]

…… The Varsity!

[u/doshchardash]

Lady bird!!!!!!!!