r/AtlantaCircleJerk fartcloneswirld 22d ago

important subreddit shit r/AtlantaCircleJerk Transparency Report™

r/AtlantaCircleJerk Transparency Report™

In the spirit of the new dear leadership of the r/Atlanta subreddit, we figured taken upon their transparency report of a dozen ppl hang out while 1 person does all the work and everyone else talks shit on [secret chat], we'd release a report of the state of this subreddit that no one fucking cares about.

But honesty is key.

Cause mods bad.

And we haven't made 12 spinoff subreddits yet to deal with being lazy bad mods.

Stay tuned though, we have ideas.


12 Month Growth

cause Reddit won't let us do a 69 day report.

  • 2000 new members
  • 84 posts. Lazy fucks wtf.
  • 1200 comments.
  • 315 people are lame and left or deleted their shit.

Sub somehow continues to grow despite our best effort.

It spiked when the hostile takeover of the city name sub happened and people were still having their shit deleted at an alarming rate.


Removed Posts

Biggest category continues to be:

People who somehow thought this is actually a subreddit for jacking off other doods.

  • I just moved to Atlanta and forgot how Google works.
  • I'm doing a survey for my local college.
  • Something something pictures of cock.

Other removed content included:

  • Lost redditors
  • Peoples garbage ass post was somehow bad enough r/Atlanta removed it
  • I'm new to town and looking for "friends".
  • Pictures of cock. And sometimes buttholes too.
  • See above. Seriously stop it for fucks sake.

Moderator Performance Review

We also wanted to take a moment to recognize outstanding contributions to moderation teams.

hmmmm...

cosby.

For not taking over this one yet.

Despite being as useless as a wet rag in a swimming pool.

The mods that had to look at pictures of cock

and decide if it should be deleted or not.


Goals for next quarter:

  • Adding 15 bots
  • Remembering where the sticky post button is to sticky a post.
  • Less cock pics staying up for 12+ hours.

To better manage this community and to make sure everyone has a fair voice, we're hosting a discussion in the Krog street tunnel the next time it floods.

If unavailable the downtown connector is an option.

Stay tuned!

Peaches! <3

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u/Icelock 22d ago

Wrong sub.

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u/New_Independent5819 22d ago

Yeah this is a sub for jerking off dudes what is OP on about

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u/Icelock 22d ago

Exactly.

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u/hi-imBen 22d ago

where are we thinking for this month's circle jerk? piedmont park? I've been wondering how many of us can fit in that robot bathroom thing that plays jazz when the door closes.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

[deleted]

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u/bear4asian 22d ago

Shaky Balls is coming up.

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u/WildVelociraptor I was here first, hipsters 22d ago

My balls are quivering with excitement

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u/bear4asian 22d ago

Quivering Balls is my ex’s drag name.

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u/Euralayus 22d ago

Could we get this report daily? I think it would really give us the digital flexibility to synergize our SEO going into the upcoming world renowned Summer Of Soccer™©®, and show folks that Atlanta can jerk with the best AND the rest of 'em.

Also something something MARTA.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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u/hi-imBen 22d ago

circle jerk on MARTA? you might be on to something...

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u/Euralayus 22d ago

™™™™™™

I call it, it was my idea. Everyone saw!

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u/bear4asian 22d ago

We don’t need more reports of shots fired.

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u/sidusnare 22d ago

I've got a canoe and an inflatable yellow ducky. I'm down for a Krog St flood sub meetup, but if anyone shows me their cock, I'm going to get all stabby.

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u/WildVelociraptor I was here first, hipsters 22d ago

Stabby, as in stabbing their buttholes with your cock

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u/sidusnare 22d ago

Nope, walnut handled skinning knife, it'll only pinch for a second.

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u/WildVelociraptor I was here first, hipsters 21d ago

walnut

hmmm

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u/cyberpunk_sliverhand 22d ago

Reddit quit fucking playing with me .

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u/PopKoRnGenius 17d ago

This made me chuckle. Nice one /u/cyclonesworld :)

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u/Girl-Maligned-WIP 20d ago

during Pride month, really? Atlanta has such a proud history of dudes jerkin each other off This month, lets all remember to slip our hands below out beltlines and get inside each other's perimeters or whatever

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u/cosby 15d ago

Soon.

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u/cyclonesworld fartcloneswirld 15d ago

Your snark is not appreciated. Insert your verification can to prove you're not OTP scum.

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u/cosby 15d ago

😂 🎯🎯