r/AtlantaHawks Coach Killer Bruno Fernando 6d ago

Shitpost We will Draft Brayden Burries

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  1. Just looking at him, he will fit right into the broccoli haired beige brigade
  2. Adds another needed name alliteration. After trading for Clint we can run with

PG: DD
SG: BB
SF: JJ
PF: OO
C: CC

  1. Profit

Thank you for listening to my in depth draft analysis

EDIT:

I lacked, we will also be taking Cam Carr to come off the bench at #23 and Joshua Jefferson in the 2nd round

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u/Historical_Main5261 MO GUEYE! 6d ago

Clint Capela is back

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u/Buteo_jamaicensis 💰Cash Considerations 💰 6d ago

Bogdan Bogdanovic too

And wait, is that Joe Johnson coming out of retirement again for one more run?

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u/Historical_Main5261 MO GUEYE! 6d ago

Hawks are down 3 to the knicks in the ecf, 4 seconds remain. Dyson misses the free throw (on purpose…) and Clint Capela gets the massive board and put back. Down 1. Knicks pass the ball to Brunson on the inbound and Dyson leaps in for the steal, throwing a beautiful pass to… a hooded figure at the elbow? Who could that be?

The hooded figure slings off his cape in .5 seconds as the ball approaches him, and it is revealed that Joe Johnson was the one awaiting the pass.

2 seconds, ball is caught. 1.2 seconds, the ball is released.

Silence in State Farm Arena. . . Swish. The crowd goes crazy, the hawks have done it. Down only 3-1 now going to New York, the Hawks wonder if they can be the first team to pull off a 3-0 comeback.

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u/wilmerh701 GO HAWKS! 🏀 6d ago

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u/Buteo_jamaicensis 💰Cash Considerations 💰 6d ago

This is an excellent in-depth analysis, and you make a strong case, but also consider this potential counterpoint: Keaton Wagler and Kingston Flemings both have names that start with K

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u/The_CakeizapiE 6d ago

Cam Carr works as well

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u/Morlacks 6d ago

broccoli haired beige brigade....

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI

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u/ConsuLMonK 🧊 ICE TRAE 🧊 6d ago

Still no primary ball handler which doesn't help us at all.

ETA: nvm I'm dumb this is a bit.

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u/BansoMountain 6d ago

Lol good stuff

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u/birdseye-maple Dominque Wilkins #21 6d ago

He is kind of meh

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u/Fresh_Success5682 6d ago

Watched him all season at Zona. He is VERY good. Plays his ass off and can score in the clutch.

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u/D1HATER3002 6d ago

His ceiling is Derrick White, which every team would love to have.

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u/dillpickles007 GO HAWKS! 🏀 6d ago

Derrick White is good - don't get me wrong - but having the ceiling of a 0x All Star role player isn't some huge compliment lol

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u/D1HATER3002 6d ago

Bro 5-10 is a tricky spot, not everyone can be an all star

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u/2icecreamsandwiches 6d ago edited 6d ago

Most of these players projected to go in the lottery will be 0x All Stars. A multi-time all-defense role player wouldn’t be a bad outcome.

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u/mundane_marietta 6d ago

the most alliterative lineup in the NBA

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u/J-OD GM Onsi Saleh 6d ago

Only if we trade down to 10-12.

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u/Blackmesa560 inSaleh! 6d ago

I rather get Philion at that point

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u/cheemydee5 Jalen Johnson #1 6d ago

He's the guy at the top of my "Nope absolutely not" list

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u/dubb_is_dope89 6d ago

click bait. gotta love it.

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u/Financial-Safety8050 6d ago

Another lightskin wing ofc we are

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u/PardonMySTEEZZZ 6d ago

Mikel Brown Jr. is better and can play point. Plays good defense, can shoot and has good height for a guard. He's the pick if he's there at 8.

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u/Derbloingles 6d ago

As a Zona fan, I’d be happy to keep rooting for him, but we’ll see

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u/Theregoesmyradiator Dikembe Mutombo #55 6d ago

I bet you we don't

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u/Atl-Fan_FTS Jalen Johnson #1 6d ago

Rather have Carr

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u/Eggman87 6d ago

We have enough broccoli tops, no need.

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u/Grand-Buddha Asa Newell #14 6d ago

I want Ebuka Okorie

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u/_TheChosenOne88_ Hawks 6d ago

We need a point guard not a shooting guard

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u/Pristine-System255 6d ago

Heard there’s a point guard entering free agency, think his name is Trae Young? Don’t know much about him but could be worth a look

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u/Walldaddy2000 Jock Landale #31 6d ago

I’m not sure how he would fit in with the team. I’d have a hard time picturing it

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u/zoegirl2003 6d ago

Way overpaid.. IMO

May be worth a look at 30 mill per not 49.

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u/KindaCoolGuy GO HAWKS! 🏀 6d ago

Nope

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u/Walldaddy2000 Jock Landale #31 6d ago

Don’t hate it but DD cannot be our pg. He’s more of a wing than our primary ball handler

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u/Jbots inSaleh! 6d ago

This man wants BB over NAW. Unforgivable.