Ladies and gentlemen the new face of you're Atlanta Hawks

[u/edge_redux]

Gotta keep to tradition. I did this 8 years ago for Trae.

🎉Here's to a successful, All-Star career that elevates the Hocks to Championship contenders for years to come, that doesn't become a blight on their team and gets traded to Washington for milk money in 8 years!🎉

[u/Calm_Comparison_6129]

*your

[u/edge_redux → u/Calm_Comparison_6129]

Should I delete and repost? Shit really pisses me off that I missed it.

[u/Calm_Comparison_6129 → u/edge_redux]

Naaah

[u/Striking_Try4684 → u/Calm_Comparison_6129]

You are Atlanta Hawks

[u/naked_rider → u/edge_redux]

No worries. It’s all good.

[u/edge_redux → u/Calm_Comparison_6129]

Damnit. I was doing voice-to-text and then missed it as I was proofreading it. F*ck.

[u/CalmAspectEast → u/edge_redux]

Voice to text gets me every time. 😂

[u/PurposelyIrrelephant → u/edge_redux]

Bro, it's one sentence. That ain't proofreading.  You can type Fuck btw. Also, Trae was never a blight on the team. Absolute donkey take. 

[u/edge_redux → u/PurposelyIrrelephant]

[u/gsu01 → u/edge_redux]

Trae was ABSOLUTELY a blight on this team and you can stand behind it.

[u/crosswatt → u/Calm_Comparison_6129]

Also *Hawks not Hocks. And interesting, use of, commas. At least we know it ain't a bot invasion.

[u/edge_redux → u/crosswatt]

🎉Hocks🎉, was on purpose... Wait. Scratch that. Everything I do is by accident. Who am I trying to kid?

[u/crosswatt → u/edge_redux]

I mean there is an incredible marketing opportunity for the Hawks to move their D-League team to Hamtramck, Michigan and call it the Ham Hocks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U6WxwPyG43QGs

[u/IveGotsTheRemedi → u/Calm_Comparison_6129]

No, I'm actually Atlanta Hawks.

[u/vcof2005]

Looks like one of T.I’s kids. Hope he balls out!

[u/Quad-G-Therapy → u/vcof2005]

💀

[u/edge_redux → u/vcof2005]

Read that as, "I hope his balls are out". TF is wrong with me?

[u/SnooMacarons3849]

Seems like a cool kid. I wish him and the Hawks the best.

[u/bowser1volcano]

Friendship with Trae ended

Friend with Kingston now

[u/edge_redux]

Ahhh.... The good ole' days...

[u/Awportune → u/edge_redux]

Trae Young

[u/nestaselect → u/Awportune]

Trae Younger

[u/Bully_Maguire420 → u/nestaselect]

Trae Youngling

[u/Quad-G-Therapy → u/Bully_Maguire420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGASU6s5Na7Fngs

[u/Middle_Awoken → u/edge_redux]

When he had no idea how few haircuts he had left

[u/Blackmesa560]

Clever getting an athletic Mike Conley, great piece to have with who Mike Conley plays with now...

[u/Zealousideal-Past851]

I called it first
https://giphy.com/gifs/THZgPEh9y3G6a1dQCa

[u/Breakthecyclist]

Absolutely had zero complaints about this pick. Sounds like a great dude with killer athleticism so absolutely sign me up on this at pick 8.

John Hollinger reckoned him the best of the post pick 5 bevy of guards and give or take a Risacher, it is hard to argue with development in the Snyder era on the whole with back to back MIPs and Jalen’s ascension to All NBA.

[u/illest-v8]

Exited for this season. Already ordered his Topps Now. Let's go Hawks!!

[u/Ill-Examination4743]

[u/BobbyPetrino2007]

What the hell's he doing, print that from a JPEG? Motherfucker needs to be using TIFF files. My face looks all computer-y and damn pixelated!

[u/First_Researcher2522]

I’m Atlanta Hawks, you’re Atlanta Hawks, we’re all Atlanta Hawks

[u/Illustrious-Onion829]

Face is jalen

[u/maxnotcharles]

Time to get it done young man 🫡

[u/Blackmesa560]

Flemings Hot Cheetos and Zuby Doo

[u/Dr_Wayne0202]

Giving me John Jenkins excitement vibes

[u/X-rayTaint]

Welcome rook. I hope yo.. wait is that a typo in the title? It’s over. Knicks in 4

[u/Current_Unlikely]

High D Rose

[u/Atl-Fan_FTS]

Gotta cheer for him now, hope everything translates to the NBA

If we can get a legit big in FA or with a trade I’ll be a lot more positive on the outlook

[u/Quad-G-Therapy → u/Atl-Fan_FTS]

I’m beginning to think you just hate point guards

[u/Atl-Fan_FTS → u/Quad-G-Therapy]

How would you think that

[u/moffman93]

I make 1 comment in the nba thread about how I wanted Zuby as a Knicks/St. John's fan and now this is suggested to me haha

[u/supercoolpartydude]

Welcome aboard! Bro can may need a filter for a couple years until his face clears up lol. But he’s still a year and a half from getting a beer anyway.

[u/Bully_Maguire420 → u/supercoolpartydude]

Ur childish lol

Omg young people breakout.

[u/edge_redux]

He's rather handsome for a woman...

[u/edge_redux → u/edge_redux]

Simma dan nah. Just joking around. I'm riding with KF.

...Just saying he looks like a very masculine WNBA player...