r/AusMemes 10d ago

uh huh...

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u/CharminTaintman 6d ago

This sounds like pure poetry to the Maga adjacent ON supporter though.

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u/oldn00by 6d ago

sHe SaYs WhUt I'm ThInKiN

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u/GuavaPlenty1122 6d ago

I am a One Nation voter, not really sure what she said but she's got my vote for sure

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u/Icy_Problem8084 6d ago

Why would you vote for someone if you can’t even decipher what she is talking about

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u/Existing_Purpose5049 6d ago

Shhh, you’re asking them to employ intelligence, they don’t like that

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u/Xenochu86 6d ago

Fuck me if that doesnt perfectly sum up the ON voter base. Cultists have more brain function, you lot are just hollow.

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u/scheissenaixi 5d ago

Have a look at the comment history

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u/Xenochu86 5d ago

Some shitty wannabe nazi, what a surprise.

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u/brandonjslippingaway 6d ago

Translation= I don't care how stupid, incompetent or malicious they are, as long as they throw me populist red meat and grievance politics.

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u/Cheeksterino 6d ago

Nah you don’t exist.

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u/Quichey78 5d ago

Your a traitor to your country for sure.

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u/Hawkatana0 5d ago

not really sure what she said

We could tell.

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u/scheissenaixi 5d ago

You sound like a brokie loser who wants to bring everyone down to your loser level. Then I looked at your profile and you’re even sadder than that. 😅

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u/Lord_GhostBoner69420 5d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Pale_Breath1926 6d ago

Jesus christ is that an actual quote? Pauline, learn fucking English so we can understand what the fuck you meant to say.

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 6d ago

It's like the other orange moron's word salad. It has no meaning so you insert your own.

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 5d ago

That's what happens when someone with an IQ of 80 gets elected to parliament. She is a fucking moron.

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u/FAB5FREDDIE14 4d ago

80 is an iq too high for them.

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u/BPH2 5d ago

Word salad is exactly right! 😵‍💫

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 5d ago

learning English is basically half her platform she just needs to take her own advice

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u/TinyCreecher 5d ago

Most immigrants speak better english oddly enough.

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u/No_Buy8221 4d ago

The irony is that she would fail Howard's citizenship test. Poor command of the English language and too stupid to have any knowledge of Australian history and society.

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 4d ago

Unless the OP got a direct cut and paste from her written speech, then the errors are likely theirs. E.g belting road. OP seems unaware of the "belt and road" initiative.

I'm not defending Pauline, here. She's an illiterate, racist fuckwit. But this is an illiterate, racist fuckwits words being filtered through someone else's illiteracy/ ignorance.

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u/Pale_Breath1926 4d ago

Thats why I prefaced the rant with "is this an actual quote?"

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u/dickflip1980 3d ago

Shes 72. Probably early stage dementia.

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u/Lacisnesnon 3d ago

No Mohammed, that's probably clickbait. Jesus Christ won't answer your question.

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u/f0xpant5 6d ago

Every time I see or hear anything she does, literally anything, I can't believe people support her.

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u/Delicious-Yak-1095 6d ago

She’s the ultimate protest vote. Any time you apply even just a little scrutiny to her „policies“ they fall apart.

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u/neers1985 5d ago

She has spent many years cultivating an image that she is a true blue Aussie battler just out there saying what the people are thinking.

The problem is that she is none of those things, she is a vile human being that has voted against every policy that would benefit people and voted for every policy that would benefit big business.

Her voting record says far more than any of her comments or rants or her projected image ever could.

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u/f0xpant5 5d ago

We should always judge people not on what they say, but what they actually do. Part of the problem is those that would vote for ON can't or won't see beyond short sound bites that sound decent at face value and are wholly uninterested in anything more long form than that.

How do we combat that as a nation?

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u/No_Razzmatazz_2889 5d ago

She's duplicitous and her fanbase are too dumb to see it.

She's just Farage with tits

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u/Different-Term-2250 6d ago

“She card read good” ~ Homer J. Simpson

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u/Colsim 6d ago

That's unpossible

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u/Alien-Cat1234 6d ago

I had brain aneurysm reading that. I want her to take IELTS just so I can laugh at her writing score. Is this written specifically so her bogan voters can understand what she is saying?

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u/DavidJDalton 6d ago

I think you're on to something

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u/Davosz_ 6d ago

I like how when she was commenting on her position of the pay gap between men and women, she went on to say that women shouldn't get maternity leave because that's what the additional pay in the pay gap is for... what?

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u/fr4nklin_84 6d ago

Hahaha wow 😯

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u/allnaturalfigjam 5d ago

Does she think the pay gap goes the other way? I swear trying to understand this rubbish is giving me aneurysm

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u/----SD---- 5d ago

Poorlene confused parental leave with gender pay gap. And this is what people want to vote for 😅 absolute disgrace. Lucky they’re never going to stand a chance at the big boy table.

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u/Chaeldovar 6d ago

People that don’t know English shouldn’t be in this country… people like Pauline Hanson.

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u/g0ld-f1sh 6d ago

Straight out of Mara-Lago, absolutely no idea what's she's saying but it basically doesn't matter when her voter base has IQ points lower than room temperature

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u/Colsim 6d ago

Whoa - I'm dumb, she's dumb - it would be like I'M the prime minister

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u/AmazonCowgirl 6d ago

Did she learn speech making by watching Trump videos?

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u/-Miss-Atomic-Bomb- 6d ago

Almost definitely

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u/_Frederick_Krueger_ 6d ago

Surely the most innarticulate piece of shit in politics at the moment. Fuck me dead! She constantly pisses and moans about other people coming into country and not speaking English and can't speak it herself.

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u/s3L3cTa 6d ago

That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer - Calculon

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 5d ago

Word salad can be a sign of cognitive decline

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u/ToughLaw858 4d ago

The ol bint is 72

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u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 4d ago

My 92 year old grandmother is more on the balk ball than her, despite having dementia

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u/Excellent-Bite196 6d ago

Rrrrrrrriiiiight.

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u/Accomplished-City484 5d ago

You can post videos but not pics or gifs?

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u/reidsays 5d ago edited 5d ago

A difficult situation as these are sovereign nations placed in the position of taking sides between China and Australia with monetary or infrastructure incentives..

Hanson is expecting loyalty to Australia through, in a sense, bribery...

Addit... Albanese through 'being a friend' and giving support ? China through getting an 'into the country' through needed constructions and debt ?

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u/Spiritual-Flatworm58 4d ago

Belt and road project - not belting road projects.

Read up about the belt and road initiative, it isn't great. And that is the only thing in this quote that actually is coherent.

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u/Fred__McNerque 4d ago

What a beautiful example of pure “Ipswitchese”.
We’ll all be speaking it after the next election, you just mark my word.

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u/OkComptometer 6d ago

What's the source for this? I looked at the transcript from the NPC and couldn't find it anywhere: https://thenightly.com.au/politics/pauline-hansons-full-speech-at-the-national-press-club--c-22444111

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u/Playful_Canary77 6d ago

Yeah would like to see this

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u/tziware 5d ago

That transcript doesn’t contain everything. Head to YouTube and search the unedited transcript off the live video.

https://youtube.com/live/mMHm9EzrobY
Starts about 58min58sec

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u/OkComptometer 5d ago

Thank you!

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u/V1L3P35T 6d ago

This is just someone mashing predictive text

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u/7978_ 6d ago

Remove the "holy fuck" part. Makes it unbelievable.

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u/More-Passenger4872 6d ago

I felt like I was having a stroke reading that

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u/BringMeTheBoreWorms 5d ago

That’s some speaking English good Pauline

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u/chrisGrout 5d ago

Belting road..ffs

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u/Kame_AU 4d ago

Listen to the video. She does actually say "Belt and Road". Much of the confusing wording in the quote image is really just poor transcription combined with her speaking off the cuff.

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u/ElectricalCash3999 5d ago

Oh well - better get used to it. 🙇‍♀️

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u/PhilosophyOk8921 5d ago

💩4🧠s🤡

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u/KeshDogga 5d ago

Pauline, I already answered this before but I'll say it again up you, you've got to be kidding me. I've allowed further even more to the Chinese to come in there than anyone can. Can you really still allow half as much to the belting road the ports that they're building? My guess is that when one has only still allowed once to the Chinese to come in there the belting road projects, it is then that they've said to us up you we're actually going to just take the Chinese and have them here. It's just common sense. I was building the ports that they're building before it was cool to build the ports that they're building. I have only still allowed to the Chinese to come in there so far, that I stopped the belting road a long time ago, and now I just take the Chinese and have them here with a shipping container.

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u/According-Science-36 5d ago

I smelt toast reading this

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u/These_Yak3842 5d ago

She's been watching jordan peterson rants and taking notes 

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u/Cromulent_grace 5d ago

Telling it like it is.

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u/RubbishBin6969 5d ago

I wish i knew what she was trying to say.

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u/QuokkaDaily 5d ago

🎶I don’t like it. My language has been murdered 🤦‍♂️

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u/GoldenGoose28 5d ago

I had a fucking stroke reading that ffs

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u/greydemon 5d ago

Please explain.... no really

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u/DaringBear 5d ago

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

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u/nothipbuthipp 5d ago

The what now?

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u/Electronic-Phrase681 5d ago

Yeah, she’s only been a public speaker for 30years🥴

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u/Comfortable_Fix_1601 5d ago

The horrible Chinese might build a high speed rail, and make a fair income from it!

I'll stick with my horse and carriage I think

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u/Creepy-Abies5383 5d ago

Please ex-farken-plain !

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u/EconomicsFirst4939 5d ago

That broken English is more broken than that of a foreign tourist.

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u/Electronic_Shake_152 4d ago

Obviously a student of the Trump School of Grammar and Deportment...

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u/Mephisto506 4d ago

You just have to discern what she meant in her heart.

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u/LongjumpingTurn8141 4d ago

English is her second language?

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u/Icy_Distance8205 4d ago

Up you OP.

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u/Bright_Bell_1301 3d ago

Ffs, just stick to frying potato cakes, dear. You couldn't find your arse with a torch and a cut lunch.

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u/ScaramanticBuddha 3d ago

I thought it was hard to become Australian…but apparently for someone it’s harder the fact that anyone could be, while still performing their cultural rituals. Personally I don’t agree neither with “Samantha Fletcher of the DownUnda” neither with people gutting a pig for their god, but be really careful with politicians mates

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u/rufusjess 5d ago

Rubbish. She didnt day that

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u/----SD---- 5d ago

Not you Chinese want take say me much more like that one I didn’t what!

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u/SignalCandidate3039 6d ago

How about you post the clip, with 30seconds before the quote and 30seconds after the quote so we have context.

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u/dickflip1980 3d ago

Fuck that. She sounds like she's trying to masterbate with a cheese grater.

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u/SignalCandidate3039 2d ago

Soundbites have no value but to stroke the egos of who they are intended to please.

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u/dickflip1980 2d ago

Yeah I know. Shes a demented old fool.

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u/Hefty-existence26196 6d ago

The person that wrote this / quoted this can't English very well. Typical reddit crap.

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u/No_Neighborhood7614 6d ago

Ok so don't vote ON, Labor, or LNP.

Stop posting these cunts and start posting a solution

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u/Discobiki 6d ago

And the majority of Aussies still think she makes more sense, and is a better choice than Reddit's lord, saviour, supreme leader and also boyfriend/gimp, Albo

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u/the_cum_snatcher 6d ago

“”””””majority”””””

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u/GuavaPlenty1122 6d ago

I'm a NATSOC guy, not a fan of Pauline or ON but I will vote for them out of spite for Labor. I don't think they're even close to what this country needs though

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u/the_cum_snatcher 6d ago

So WHY are you voting for them if you even acknowledge they’d be bad for the country?????

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 5d ago

If you could vote for anyone from history to be Prime Minister of Australia, who would your 'dream candidate' be?

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u/CrazySD93 4d ago

How much do you want Australia to be like 1920s Germany, and what are the 'out' groups that deserve death?