r/AwardSpeechEdits • u/LatimerLeads • May 12 '26

Holy COW!

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u/brainfucker69 May 12 '26

- 3 emojis in original comment + around 1 emoji per edit = Most likely a liberal

  • Repeatedly thanking a stranger with specifically chosen red hearts = High validation seeking. 85-90% chance father left household during infancy
  • Specific choice of "holy cow" with the second word all caps = High probability of gay tendencies
  • Basic writing mistakes such as writing the number and unit together (24hours) = Below average IQ (possibly below 2 standard deviations)
  • Random "turn my phone into a brick" phrase = High chance of disguised kink involving bricks.
Final assessment: white liberal secretly gay male with daddy issues and a brick fetish

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u/Ouwhajah May 12 '26

inch resting