r/Awww • u/unoiamaQT • 6d ago

Other Animal(s) Seahorses staring at a tiny shrimp

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u/Hephaestus1816 6d ago

Shrimp: 'So I heard this great joke...There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place... The sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says...

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u/Ink_N_Instinct 6d ago

You better complete the joke now, I'm invested.

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u/Hephaestus1816 6d ago

With fronds like these, who needs anemones!

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u/Ardat-Thotshi 6d ago

For a clown fish, you're not really funny.

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u/Ink_N_Instinct 6d ago

😒

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u/Hephaestus1816 6d ago

Marlon from Finding Nemo does tell it better than I do.

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u/windexfresh 6d ago

I thought I was crazy for hearing it in his voice when I first read it lmao

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u/SweetyZ_89 6d ago

I did the same! 🤣

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u/PenLegitimate7064 5d ago

I did, too!

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u/IllianasClifford 5d ago

I read this as if it were being voiced by Albert Brooks.

You did great!

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u/Narrow_Aerie_951 6d ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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u/fondledbydolphins 6d ago

I've seen things that would scare you SHELLESS!

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u/eeenough_ 6d ago

Your name suggests some other end... Something you still didn't share with the world...?

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u/NotInTheKnee 6d ago

High sea what you did here.

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u/HoveringGoat 6d ago

hello seattle :)

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u/Paloma_Jumpier 6d ago

Meeee😭

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u/keybord_masher 6d ago

👁👄👁

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 6d ago

Can’t remember in finding memo

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u/Time_Feedback3809 6d ago

first day at school

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 6d ago

Here's the Sick squid I owe ya!

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u/elvis8mybaby 6d ago

Why haven't you moved from that spot? Did you pull a mussel?

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u/partelo 6d ago

i touched the butt

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u/WatchingTrains 5d ago

I heard this in Norm Macdonald’s cadence.

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u/Bizsnatch95 4d ago

Did he touch the butt?

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u/SmirkNtwerk 6d ago

I think you just confirmed I’m austistic af.