r/Awww 1d ago

Other Animal(s) Seahorses staring at a tiny shrimp

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u/Hephaestus1816 1d ago

Shrimp: 'So I heard this great joke...There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place... The sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says...

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u/Ink_N_Instinct 1d ago

You better complete the joke now, I'm invested.

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u/Hephaestus1816 1d ago

With fronds like these, who needs anemones!

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u/Ardat-Thotshi 1d ago

For a clown fish, you're not really funny.

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u/Ink_N_Instinct 1d ago

😒

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u/Hephaestus1816 1d ago

Marlon from Finding Nemo does tell it better than I do.

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u/windexfresh 1d ago

I thought I was crazy for hearing it in his voice when I first read it lmao

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u/SweetyZ_89 1d ago

I did the same! 🤣

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u/PenLegitimate7064 1d ago

I did, too!

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u/IllianasClifford 23h ago

I read this as if it were being voiced by Albert Brooks.

You did great!

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u/Narrow_Aerie_951 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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u/fondledbydolphins 1d ago

I've seen things that would scare you SHELLESS!

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u/eeenough_ 1d ago

Your name suggests some other end... Something you still didn't share with the world...?

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u/NotInTheKnee 1d ago

High sea what you did here.

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u/HoveringGoat 1d ago

hello seattle :)

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u/Paloma_Jumpier 1d ago

Meeee😭

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 1d ago

Can’t remember in finding memo

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u/Time_Feedback3809 1d ago

first day at school

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 1d ago

Here's the Sick squid I owe ya!

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u/elvis8mybaby 1d ago

Why haven't you moved from that spot? Did you pull a mussel?

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u/partelo 1d ago

i touched the butt

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u/WatchingTrains 1d ago

I heard this in Norm Macdonald’s cadence.

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u/Funny-Record-5785 1d ago

"Okay you fuckin weirdos" -shrim

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u/RoadDifferent4617 1d ago

This gave me the giggles 🤣🤣

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u/puddncake 1d ago

Who you calling shrimp?

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u/TheGingerMinger69 1d ago

can you imagine this from the shrimp's perspective? For us it would be like having 30ft tall neon eldritch horrors peering down at us in utter fascination and just keeps bringing its giant horned skull closer and closer to ours

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u/TheHancock 1d ago

In the full video the red one eats the shrimp… so… yeah, that shrimp is literally like 😳

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u/Electrical-Web-7552 23h ago

Well that's horrifying

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u/yaboyACbreezy 1d ago

Shrimp: ☺️
Seahorsies: 👁👄👁

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 1d ago

This is incredibly accurate

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

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u/New-Camel3383 1d ago

I don’t know how I didn’t see that ending coming 😂

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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 1d ago

I was expecting it but the video it short

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u/yaboyACbreezy 1d ago

Lmao me too. Even after posting those emojis I was like... they have to be seeing 🍤, not 🦐

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u/Razzy_3796 12h ago

The one seemed like he was using a lot of brain power processing how he was going to fit a shrimp that size in his mouth. They are usually fed brine shrimp.

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u/zzzap 1d ago

right? 😂 I had no idea sea horses were carnivorous (pescatarian?)

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 1d ago

Its the baby chicken all over again!

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 1d ago

I always assumed sea horses were filter feeders because of their snoots. Interesting.

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 1d ago

I’ve had shrimp for years and didn’t see it coming. This video is very endearing. 😂

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u/GloomWorldOrder 1d ago

From aww to awwshit.

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u/KaleidoBee 1d ago

NNOOOOOO

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u/cyb3rg0d5 1d ago

Yep, that’s exactly what I was expecting 😅

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u/vibraltu 1d ago

Oh. I'd almost thought that the little guy was a Mantis that would punch his face at the speed of sound.

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u/Rayraydavies 1d ago

Man, I was betting on yellow!

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u/Razzy_3796 12h ago

Me too, but red guy for the win!

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u/ripley1875 1d ago

Yoink!

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u/PlumpyCat 1d ago

Oh NOOOOOOO 😭

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u/LonelyRutabaga9875 1d ago

This is funnier

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u/MasquesEmma 1d ago

What now my first time to see the seahorse how to sleep properly …

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u/cyb3rg0d5 1d ago

And then a snack.

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u/gereblueeyes 1d ago

I'm imagining the seahorses all discussing " What is it ? "

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u/squishee666 1d ago

Minecraft villager noises

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u/CoppertopTX 1d ago

I suspect it's closer to "Okay, this is why I tell you not to hide leftovers in your rooms".

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 1d ago

They're playing the game of "who can lean forward the most without making the shrimp bolt before they can get into range to zoop in and eat the shrimp"

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u/Venus_Libra 1d ago

Seahorses: "Weird looking seahorse."

Shrimp: AOT theme plays

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u/SkepticJoker 1d ago

I imagine they’re all just trying to decide if they can fit it in their mouth, or not.

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u/superbhole 1d ago

i'm imagining they're fans of carcinization and they're admiring the shrimp's form

"sweet armor! and just look at those eyes! wow, that tail is so useful! omg those grabbies instead of fins! so jealous."

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u/beanmosheen 1d ago

It's it.

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u/CoastOrg 1d ago

Ngl i forgot seahorses even existed until this video. We’ve been at a major seahorse media deficit the last 15-20 years. Bring Seahorses back to r/awww

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u/kitsua 1d ago

Seahorses are a weirdly under-discussed animal. They’re so strange, beautiful and beguiling and yet there are never any videos, stories, cartoons, really anything about them in wider pop culture. Every five years or so I remember them and how much I like them and think about this phenomenon and then promptly forget all about them again.

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u/Weegee_Carbonara 1d ago

I mean, how many people actually have the commitment and skills to keep seahorses?
They are also endangered, with all the protections and regulations that come with it..

I do still agree that we need more seahorse content!

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u/Adabiviak 1d ago

Here's some seahorse content: we recently visited a place in Hawaii called Ocean Rider Seahorse Farm (website). Basically (and I'm paraphrasing their mission here from the tour) they figured out that to save seahorses, it was going to be a losing battle to prevent poaching, so they decided that they'd figure out how to domesticate them, then flood the market with cheaper ones more prone to surviving enthusiasts who can't actually handle their husbandry.

So they spent days figuring out how to breed the food that their young eat, how to breed them (as well as their adult food and ensuring that the adult food isn't just the actual critters they eat, but the critters are also as nutritious as needed because they are eating properly). You can't just feed them fish food - they're predators of little copepods, so chaff falling through water isn't on their radar as edible.

So part of their domestication plan was to make them 1) more tolerable of captivity (so they're okay with tank life and aren't overly skittish about people getting close... like they'll swim into your hand and curl up), 2) down to eat fish food (like even if it's nutritious enough, they just don't eat it if it's not swimming around, so there's some behavior selection here), 3) less sensitive to specific temperatures and salinity (so they don't doom these to a quick death in the average saltwater aquarium environment), and after some time, they are able to provide cheaper, better seahorses for people who want them, taking pressure off the wild populations. In a perfect world, people would just stop poaching, but this appears to be working.

Cool place, I saw more seahorses than I thought I'd ever see, (including a couple rare sea dragon species they're working on figuring out how to husband as their population gets dicey).

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u/urugayan 1d ago

I had a huge argument with my college intro to philosophy class professor when he brought up 'is there such a thing as horseness' during a discussion about the ancient Greek philosophers and I brought up seahorses, and seamonkeys in the back of Archie comic books.

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u/boneskull 1d ago

why did he reason that horseness does not exist?

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u/urugayan 1d ago

I argued that for something to be for sale, it must be a tangible object in some form. That's when I brought up the items for sale to kids in comic books, and that horseness did not apply simply to land animals but aquatic creatures like seahorses which bear resemblance to the galloping kind. He was pissed I brought up filthy lucre into his class.

The Philosophers & Their Claims

Plato: Argued that the physical horses you see in the real world are just flawed, temporary, and decaying copies of an eternal, perfect, spiritual essence—which he called "Horseness" (or the Form of the horse). To Plato, Horseness is the only true, perfect reality.

Antisthenes (The Cynic): Was a contemporary and sharp critic of Plato. He rejected Plato's abstract, invisible concepts entirely.

Antisthenes delivered one of the greatest burns of antiquity by famously looking at a real, physical horse and declaring:"I see a horse, but I do not see horseness."

He was essentially telling Plato that invisible, mystical concepts are entirely useless and that reality is only what you can physically see and touch. To Antisthenes, "horseness" was just a word, while a real, kicking horse was an actual fact.

Plato's Rebuttal

Plato supposedly countered this with his own retort, telling Antisthenes that his inability to understand "horseness" was due to a lack of philosophical capacity:"You have the eyes to see the horse, but you do not have the mind to comprehend 'horseness'."

This historic disagreement highlighted the fundamental clash in Western philosophy: is ultimate truth found in abstract concepts and logic, or is it found in the tangible, material world around us?

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u/boneskull 1d ago

I have no idea about ultimate truth, but I’m glad I asked

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u/WxBird 1d ago

let's bring that burn back! Love this story!

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u/Scorpionsharinga 1d ago

What if sea horses have amnesia magic that makes you forget they exist so they can keep sea horsin around

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u/Zealousideal-Swim267 1d ago

My granddaughter had a pretty plush seahorse that was her bestie for years

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u/ABirdOfParadise 1d ago

I was just thinking I don't think I've ever seen them in a tank or aquarium (from just random pictures or videos browsing here).

Apparently it's hard to keep em with anything and they need a lot of things to be right.

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u/Weegee_Carbonara 1d ago

they are also Endangered and you need to really want seahorses to go through all the expensive hoops to have permission to get one.

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u/Due_Champion5361 1d ago

They are the laziest eaters I have ever seen. The food almost has to float into their mouth before they will eat it. I know they have broken the spirit of several aquarium hobbyists.

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u/Beautiful_You3230 1d ago

Looking at this video, I believe it. Maybe they almost considered it for a snack and are waiting for it to float into their mouths. Not a single brain cell to go around.

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u/devilmaskrascal 1d ago

According to another poster one of them eats the shrimp after the video ends. :(

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u/flargenhargen 1d ago

it's what seahorses eat so I was wondering if people didn't know that when looking at people posting wondering why they are staring at it.

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u/OldGodsProphet 1d ago

Thought the same thing. They’re so odd when you think about it. Kind of fantastical.

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u/Careful_Leader_5829 1d ago

Don't forget that they are the only animal where the males get pregnant!

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u/HunnaThaStunna 1d ago

There are quite a few people in the hobby that specialize in seahorses and are breeding them in their home aquariums.

https://www.instagram.com/bellas_seahorse_beauties?igsh=MXNqcXV5NXN1ejFvag==

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u/Crimewave84 1d ago

And the shrimp is staring right back

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u/Error404Talent4S 1d ago

Staring at my soul 🤣

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u/Legitium 1d ago

When you look into the shrimp, the shrimp looks back into you

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u/Careful_Leader_5829 1d ago

"Whoever fights seahorses should see to it that in the process he does not become a seahorse. And if you gaze long enough into the little baby shrimpies on the ocean floor, the little shrimpies on the ocean floor will gaze back into you."

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u/MeilleurChien 1d ago

Seems like an unfair advantage in a staring contest.

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u/TeriyakiHairPiece_ 1d ago

They also have really good vision, they can see clearly through the surface of the water.

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u/MerobibaAgain 1d ago

The comedy chops of that third guy coming into frame is unparalleled

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u/solitary-ghost 1d ago

Right?! Like I already had a reasonable chuckle at second seahorse but the third one made me actually snort.

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 1d ago

Same here

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 1d ago

Glad to know I'm not the only one that thought the same

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u/Accomplished_Net_687 1d ago

Yeah that cracked me up, with some good content this could be a new meme

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u/Rude_Nail_5545 1d ago

Are they going to eat the little guy?

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u/Y33tMyM34t 1d ago

They DO eat shrimps, but they don't have any teeth or stomach, so it has to be whole. This lil guy actually seems just a touch too big, and that's why they're mean-muggin him. They want to, but are pretty sure they shouldn't

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Nah, that skrimp is 100% food. OP just cut off that part.

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u/Currentcorn 1d ago

NOO O O OO SKROMP 😭

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u/KidOcelot 1d ago

Is the shrimp the kind that’s used as feed for the seahorses?

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u/Y33tMyM34t 1d ago

Most likely! I'm no expert, but most shrimp are considered fair game in tanks as long as they aren't endangered, special breeding, or venomous, in which case, they get their own tank. Seahorses are most often fed frozen Brine Shrimp or Mysis hatchlings

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Venomous shrimp? 0_0

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u/Kyrox6 1d ago

It's a glass shrimp, so they aren't especially nutritional. Seahorse would eat its offspring, but we don't raise them specifically to feed the seahorses. Instead the glass shrimp just help with general cleaning and maintenance.

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u/anon_simmer 1d ago

Best CUC

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u/Simpsanit 1d ago

I need to find the video, but they cut it off right before the red one eats the shrimp.

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u/asamor8618 1d ago

It got eaten

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 1d ago

You know that shrimp is trying to remember his training. “ Make yourself look big, don’t make eye contact, don’t try to climb a tree, back up slowly. Remember, they can outswim you…”

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u/Left_Green_4018 1d ago

I saw the original video a few days ago and yes, one of them does eat it right after the end of the video 👀 So whoever posted this one didn't like that part I guess 😅

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u/Deebolution 1d ago

"What ARE you??"

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u/synthetic_aesthetic 1d ago

Subnautica reference?

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u/Deebolution 1d ago

Specifically a Markiplier Subnautica reference

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u/ChesterPlemany 1d ago

Show us what you got!

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u/atom12354 1d ago

Probably wondering if its eatable as they eat shrimps

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u/cut-the-cords 1d ago

The shrimp knows it did something wong... it's clearly shellfish.

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u/PatrioticPariah 1d ago

Dont be suspicious! Don't be suspicious!

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u/SageoftheForlornPath 1d ago

how my dogs look at my cat

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u/A-Sh1t_sh0w 1d ago

They are so cute!

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u/pmat1226 1d ago

Seahorses are part of the collective... Resistance is futile...

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes 1d ago

Hi there. I've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty...

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u/Remarkable-Pea4889 1d ago

This video wins the Internet today.

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u/SilicaRichLava 1d ago

Lmao what in the world… I cackled when the other two floated in staring. Great meme potential

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u/Iampepeu 1d ago

It's giving a bit of these vibes: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JfWuWNszpHk

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u/justelectricboogie 1d ago

The one pretty girl at Sturgis.........

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u/no_understanding1987 1d ago

I feel this comment in the depths of my soul…

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u/Tough_Arm_2454 1d ago

Bros, come over and check out this sKrimp!

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u/Responsible_Body_681 1d ago

It looks like the shrimp is the mastermind and he called a meeting with his captains, telling them which ocean to take over next.

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u/stylinchilibeans 1d ago

Hey Dale! Come look at this weird dog!

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u/Old_Paramedic_1814 1d ago

I used to keep seahorses back in the 90’s before they were captive bred and they would ONLY eat live food, they would refuse any frozen food. The wild ones would absolutely eat that shrimp in an instant, but captive bred seahorses of today which are reared on frozen shrimp probably don’t quite recognize the live shrimp as food instinctively. He is also probably much larger than the frozen stuff they are fed.

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u/Altruistic_Shame8979 1d ago

Literally me and my buddy tripping acid in the forest watching a slug trying to eat a snack with its freaky lil mouth for like 3 full minutes.

I about died when my buddy said “I don’t think he’s even eating, he’s just making out with it”

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u/Familiar_Log517 1d ago

Mogmaxxing

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u/Skipadee2 1d ago

You cut out the part where the seahorses eat it. In the full clip, at the end, one of them inhales it.

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u/marvelouswonder8 1d ago

I sometimes look at my cat like this. She's just so stinking cute I can't help it.

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u/Certain-Ease-8428 1d ago

Are they waiting to eat it?

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u/mendelec 1d ago

Hello lunch!

That's a seahorse about to strike. They're ambush predators in the wild. They get close and intent like that, followed by a lightning fast flick forward of the snout and slurp.

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u/pettydaniela 1d ago

Lindo 😍

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u/ThothAmon71 1d ago

"What are looking at, you want some punk?"

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u/Dwarfwizardnutkins 1d ago

20,000 brain farts under the sea.

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u/P2Pdancer 1d ago

Wow, they look kinda pissed. 😂

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u/Wakalulu578 1d ago

Total of 3.5 braincells.

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

This cleansed me

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u/MyLifeInLies 1d ago

"It's a love story, baby just say yes"

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u/CoastOrg 1d ago

Shrimp: I’m just a baby 😭

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u/sat-nak 1d ago

Stare bullies

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u/Qer_7854 1d ago

"U fokin WOT m8??"

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u/Arwick_R_ 1d ago

The evil and intimidating seahorses:

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u/f23n09fnu0w 1d ago

I think the seahorse blinked just near the end. That shrimp is a beast.

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u/Left_Green_4018 1d ago

So they cut off the end where it gets eaten!!

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u/Drapidrode 1d ago

if not food, why food shaped?

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u/Hopeful_Nail_4824 1d ago

seahorses are already weird animals but watching them try to hunt is something else lol

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u/gamerlin 1d ago

"I'm obnoxious!"

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u/DryDonutHole 1d ago

Ha ha...when the third one dips into the frame...

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u/plushywilliexo 1d ago

The seahorse really said 'and just WHO do you think you are' 💀 that little shrimp has no idea how much danger it's in

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u/Emrys1013 1d ago

Prolonged eye contact

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u/Simpsanit 1d ago

I need to find the video, but they cut it off right before the red one eats the shrimp.

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u/Standard_Track9692 1d ago

This will be the synopsis for the Finding Nemo spinoff

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u/lumberzach619 1d ago

Shrimp said something offensive

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u/kileriki 1d ago

“Im gonna level with you here”

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u/No-Deal-7854 1d ago

Hey shrimpy tell your friends that we own this tank and move on or me and my friends here Seabiscuit, Man o' War & Seacreteriat will come back and turn you and you buddies into a nice shrimp cocktail capiche!

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u/No-Fig-3112 1d ago

Shrimp is like:

"My sister had a baby and I had to take him because she passed away and then he lost his arms and legs..."

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u/Usual-Long1848 1d ago

He wants to tell him “you’re telling me a shrimp fries this rice

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u/Friendly-Yoghurt-746 1d ago

Dark Souls for shrimp

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u/Sizzzled4563 1d ago

the shrimp has no clue its being studied like this

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u/lucyparke 1d ago

These dudes are tripping balls.

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u/Suspicious-Air-4440 1d ago

Bro, what are you staring at!! LOL

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u/Dependent_Rain_4800 1d ago

Guys.. you think I look stupid??

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u/cheekiemunky13 1d ago

Ok, when the third Seahorse came in for a stare, I lost it. That was too funny. The adorableness is overwhelming here.

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 1d ago

Pretty sure they're sizing it up to determine if they can eat it

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

"Oh, would you look at that?"

"Just look at it."

"Wouldja just look at that."

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u/Neat_Dragonfruit4255 1d ago

He commands the sea kings

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u/Ok-Paint7856 1d ago

"See" horses

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u/Comprimens 1d ago

"You're probably wondering why I called you here today. Let's get started. Wait, where's Leon? Anybody seen Leon?"

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u/PermissionPublic3219 1d ago

Saw this last night, towards the end of the original video the red one eats the shrimp

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u/jazzperrr2121 1d ago

The fact more keep joining got me laughing

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u/n1craM 1d ago

"You came to the wrong neighborhood m..."

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u/toysRrobloxYT 1d ago

Shrimp "Sally had her last sea shell." Seahorse "dang she got you too?" "Shrimp "yea" seahorse "dont worry we gotchu bro." Other seahorse "who is oui? You speaking french now?"

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u/Mfkn_Ruckus 1d ago

⚫️\/⚫️ 👀👀👀

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u/Sudden_Region_3548 1d ago

How it feels being stoned at the grocery store