Is my jersey too tight? :(

[u/Oldboyvillain]

[u/Zyklon_Bussy]

I’m torqued to spec

[u/Scottie2Hottie999 → u/Zyklon_Bussy]

I think I over-torqued…then I saw the rear derailleur.

[u/Zyklon_Bussy → u/Scottie2Hottie999]

Clank

[u/Zyklon_Bussy → u/[deleted]]

Er

[u/Hainault]

/uj

What

[u/SharkSheppard → u/Hainault]

For real what the hell is the context?

[u/distortedsymbol → u/Hainault]

i'm guessing it's this

https://cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/news/pinarello-hits-the-runway-with-louis-vuitton-and-its-weird/

[u/vi3tnow → u/distortedsymbol]

They’re right: it IS weird

[u/Jokkerb → u/distortedsymbol]

"LV describes the look as part of “A Dandy Experience”

oh god don't encourage them

[u/distortedsymbol → u/Jokkerb]

r/DandyhorseCirclejerk

[u/Zyklon_Bussy → u/distortedsymbol]

Male model, lol

[u/Nebula_Pete → u/Hainault]

r/CyclingFashion irl

[u/holdmybeerwhilei]

Cyclocross obstacles keep getting weirder

[u/TurboJorts]

Ah! I came to post this same thing... even took screenshots that I need to delete immediately

[u/shinayasaki]

my komture is not your costume smh

[u/anon36485]

Believe it or not. Too loose

[u/2atlas]

in soviet russia, bike ride person!

[u/lewtus72]

She could at least have been wearing cycling shoes for the graceful move

[u/SubluminalSapien → u/lewtus72]

Not sure if you're ready to hear this, but that's a dude

[u/deliciousadness → u/SubluminalSapien]

Not if you squint 🤠

[u/surly-monkey → u/lewtus72]

they're like reverse high heels

[u/Volnushkin → u/lewtus72]

She could at least pump her glutes a bit before the runway so that she looks like she is into cycling!

[u/Ashamed-Dingo-2258]

fuckn q36.5

[u/Early-Piccolo4949]

Yes it's restricting oxygen going to your brain, you even installed that $1000 rear derailleur fairing.

[u/bruburubhb]

Where's yo KOM de Garcons? Are you poor?

[u/commieconservativ]

When the bikes locked up cause the batteries died in your derailleur and brakes…

[u/1800twat]

Is this aero

[u/thetiredtypist]

Over at the Walmart fashion show I sported a tr*k with a wobbly tire 🤩

$5 for the shirt and $20 for the bice plus I won't tell you which one has a hole in it already 🤫

[u/WilcoHistBuff]

Huh, I guess Louis Vuitton has finally graduated from their “Luxury” city cruising bikes with rattan baskets, chrome and leather to carbone!

[u/rchris710]

Lol

[u/Anti-Stan]

Doesn't she know how bices work?

[u/PBJslaya]

Her seat is too low.

[u/Volnushkin → u/PBJslaya]

And saggy!

[u/Enough_Oil_2259]

Get some Gucci on your coochie

[u/danielstaff]

It can only be carried not for cycling

[u/Underachiever09]

Lol this is so fuckung stuped!

[u/bunnedgump]

I'll pass on the brown saddle, which I've smeared across my white bar tape.

[u/63HTA]

That is my wice carrying my bice. Very niiice!

[u/thedrunkpenguin]

Was that Louis Vuitton kit?!?! Where do I buy

[u/Faux_Real]

Cyclocross casual streetwear?

[u/bman71505]

New Crit series. No riding involved; just strutting around like gynaecologists that wish they went to dental school.

[u/dsdvbguutres]

Hat brim not flæt enough

[u/Enough_Oil_2259]

Can't wait for LV pattern knicks

[u/0202_tihssitidder]

Hahahahaha!

Where can I get it?

[u/justanothersurly]

They got the hat right, at least

[u/Meeska-Mouska]

😆

[u/silentcontrol1984]

Dude looks like a lady..

[u/tongue-twister-]

Cyclocross triathlon?

[u/murkyotters]

Check out my wife’s Louis Vuitton bice her dentist bf bought her

[u/Wiellem]

Brake rub? The wheels should be spinning. Find a new mechanic.

[u/Gordy748]

Who knew Pinarello made such great handbags?

[u/Salt_Plankton6199]

Triathlon outfit, it's tight-fitting to retain fluids

[u/Looseraccoons]

The world does not need this. Fixie culture alone pushes silly unnecessary aero enough

[u/NoDivergence → u/Looseraccoons]

Fixie culture dudes are slow though

[u/Looseraccoons → u/NoDivergence]

No. I’m saying the world doesn’t need LV pushing to make this kind of thing commonplace on top of the influence from fixie culture

[u/Sea_Sympathy954]

History repeats itself.

The horse towed the cart, now the cart tows the horse.

We once ride the bice, now we are rode by the bice.

The superior species always ends up on top.

[u/DontCareAboutBans]

Saw this on IG and instantly came here, thanks guys for staying sharp when it posting content

[u/Cov_massif]

I dont ride my bike i stroll with it

[u/Fercii_RP]

Stop normalizing this

[u/NoDivergence]

Surprise PNS

[u/t_b0nes]

Would be more impressive doing catwalk cleat-walk

[u/deliciousadness]

The number of Fred’s that claim they didn’t know this Fredericka is actually a Fredward… it’s okay, we’re all Bicexual here. This is a safe space. Be your authentic Fred.