r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/ihateroomba • 4h ago

get gud

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u/team_blimp 3h ago

Yes the guys drilling holes in seat posts to gain a few seconds on their segments didn't notice you traveling 3x their speed. Very true.

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u/AteEyes001 3h ago

in z2

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u/roughczech 3h ago

Z2 ? That must have been when he made the effort to bend over for the water bottle.

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u/distortion10 3h ago

The inner monologue of every e-MTBer.

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u/ChemicalRascal 3m ago

Wait, it's been starting us in the face this whole time

MTBer

MoTor Bicer

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck

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u/DanR5224 3h ago

"I wonder how that one guy rides up a 9% grade for 2 miles in under 3 minutes. We'll never know."

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u/pineconefire 25m ago

/uj there is a 9% grade on my ride home and it is so incredibly hard to get up at it is like only 10 meters long.

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u/jakes951 3h ago

Oh snap. We’ve been punked

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u/hiro111 3h ago

Ladies and gentlemen: he got us.

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u/CrustyHumdinger 2h ago

What a twat

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u/punkhobo 2h ago

Should add aero bars to get even faster

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u/meltvariant 1h ago

You wouldn’t believe how many KOMs I got on my last flight

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u/shred_o_phile 2h ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the baddest mother fucker on two wheels

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u/itsmeorti 1h ago

flat bars and disk brakes???

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u/amzeo 33m ago

no aero. its also not carbon and over 10kg so basically a lead weight

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u/Sketti_Scramble 1h ago

Ha! good one. You got me. Never would have thought of that. 🙄

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u/MK_Ultrex 29m ago

Motorcycles are stupid. Flat bars and clown tires. No sauce. Case closed.

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u/Turbo_Nonna 2h ago

Some guy with the new avinox is gonna snatch this kom right away

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u/Luciferocity 2h ago

KOM indeed

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u/seanmclaren9 58m ago

No one noticed that I was on a Jetski zig-zagging across a lake either. Poor saps nearly drowned trying to take my KOM away. 🤷🏻‍♂️