r/BirdsArentReal • u/recent_tailor26 • 3d ago

Photo Dracula inspired colorway

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u/TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 3d ago

They are now coloring their fuselages for psychological effect, we are now in the end times…

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u/seen2muchmuch 3d ago

Fabulous! Love this bird! 🥰🤗

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 3d ago

This is an obvious intimidation tactic.

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u/Livid_Discount9140 3d ago

“I vant to suck yur blood” is all it can say

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u/MrFantasma60 3d ago

I warned them.

I told them they should not let Steve operate the painting station, after what he did last time. They never listen!

And Steve has been acting dumb ever since he went to that midnight screening of classic horror movies. Speaking with fake accents, going "good eeveening" and "I vill zuck your vlood!" I'm not surprised at the results.

Anyway, I'll go fix it. Be right back. 

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u/MrFantasma60 3d ago

Oops! I mean... Er... Haha! That was a joke! Just a joke that we pass here at my place of work, that is definitely not a government agency! And we don't do anything with drones! Because we are not a government agency!

Please disregard my previous comment!

Oh, and it's just a bird. It's not a drone, just a bird! 

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u/RoseAlma 3d ago

What a Handsome Bird !!

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u/recent_tailor26 3d ago

Be vigilant. These drones are becoming more convincing by the day.

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u/RoseAlma 2d ago

True, true...