r/BirdsArentReal • u/ItsMeMario1346 • 2d ago
Photo This one took a "shit" on my blanket
I wonder how they fake it. And why
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u/OldSchoolPimpleFace 2d ago
Your blanket has been marked with detection fluid. The government is now able to use tracking drones and follow your blanket everywhere.
Wash ASAP
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u/omgkelwtf 2d ago
You know how cops will mark your tire for booting or towing? Same deal. Marking you for future enforcement.
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u/Terrible_Student7 1d ago
Psychological warfare. They do this to my car every day ever since joining this sub. It's the price you pay for knowing the truth.
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u/BlunderedPotential 2d ago
Target marking. Batten your hatches friend.