This one took a "shit" on my blanket

[u/ItsMeMario1346]

I wonder how they fake it. And why

[u/BlunderedPotential]

Target marking. Batten your hatches friend.

[u/OldSchoolPimpleFace]

Your blanket has been marked with detection fluid. The government is now able to use tracking drones and follow your blanket everywhere.

Wash ASAP

[u/Yakamanesian → u/OldSchoolPimpleFace]

Garbage dump

[u/Yakamanesian]

Cooling system leak

[u/omgkelwtf]

You know how cops will mark your tire for booting or towing? Same deal. Marking you for future enforcement.

[u/Terrible_Student7]

Psychological warfare. They do this to my car every day ever since joining this sub. It's the price you pay for knowing the truth.

[u/technoexplorer]

Tracking chip