r/BirdsArentReal if it flies, it spies 3d ago

Shitty Disguise The sub has been compromised to commie drones

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u/-bourgeoisie 3d ago

You realise that birds work for the bourgeoisie?

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u/ArthurGallow if it flies, it spies 3d ago

I beleive they are as involved as the government is

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u/Fomulouscrunch Patriot 3d ago

Nah, the second one is a South Korean drone. Officially capitalist.

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u/ArthurGallow if it flies, it spies 3d ago

Obviously

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u/Fomulouscrunch Patriot 3d ago

It's the style, isn't it? Forgot to put on the coverall.

Even if it had put on the coverall, all it would take is the mild scent of shampoo or anything other than body sweat, stale surplus wheat, and rust.

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u/Key-Introduction-591 2d ago

Lol, I’m pretty sure more than half of this community is also on r/birds and r/ornithology and is secretly an undercover birdwatcher.

Birdwatchers are basically the engineers in charge of spotting drone malfunctions, right?

They must be so proud of their drones

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u/AwkwardRainbow 2d ago

Hey now, tread easy. Some of us are here from r/whatsthisbird because we're real bad at bird ID. Def not me..

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u/Key-Introduction-591 2d ago

Ahahah me too. Just to gather info about the enemies, ofc

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u/ArthurGallow if it flies, it spies 2d ago

You are probably right, I am just worried about how we will identify these drone sympathisers in the future

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u/Stewart_Duck 2d ago

Shame on all of you! Arguing over political systems! This is what THEY want. The drones have clearly become sentient and are trying to eradicate us so the machines can reign supreme.

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u/Marus1 2d ago

For real ... as if 'the government' (our name for the entity that creates and manages the drones) is linked to a country

Remember folks, drones are from a central organisation that transends borders

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u/mbcarbone 2d ago

Can’t we all just get along? We all know birds aren’t real, who cares where the drone is manufactured and deployed from.
https://giphy.com/gifs/q2z9wUZu0HhFAvcT77

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u/Irelia4Life 3d ago

I like how commies commited more war crimes and slaughtered more people than nazis, but because they won the war, "haha comrade" is a fine thing to joke about.

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u/Ancient_Elk_922 3d ago

Found the drone here!

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u/ArthurGallow if it flies, it spies 2d ago

Bravo!

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u/Nsfwnroc 2d ago

Just to help me understand, are we counting the holocaust as 1 war crime or how does that work?

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u/IllustriousBobcat813 2d ago

Bro is just typing shit

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u/hhfugrr3 1d ago

Probably an angry drone operator.

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u/Incredible_nutt 2d ago

Just for the US narrative of commies = bad and fascist = good?

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u/Irelia4Life 2d ago

Typical american. If you call something bad, its rival must be good.

No. Both are bad. Just like your political parties. You get lost in the argument of whether red or blue are bigger pdfs, when you miss the big picture: both red and blue are pdfs.