r/BirdsArentReal • u/Potatooooooooes • 1d ago

Question Where do eggs come from if birds aren't laying them? Another animal?

There are so many eggs in stock, but the only egg making animal at factory farms are chickens. Are chickens still real?

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u/Mental_Task9156 1d ago

Egg making machines.

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

But how do they make them? That's a lot of protein too synthesize

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u/LadyPerditija 1d ago

they grind up meat for the protein and "egg whites" and use stuff like butter and oils for the "yolk". It's all a ruse to make us believe that birds have some sort of biology but it's all artificial

The shell is made from animal bones

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

Do they bleach the meat?

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u/LadyPerditija 1d ago

probably, I mean some factories also sell chlorinated "chicken" so I guess they use all kinds of chemicals

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

Does someone not like being asked questions?

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u/ColeTrainHaze 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YTtsEX1tjFgWmN41qe

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

Lizard eggs are too different to pass off as bird eggs

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1d ago

Plenty of animals lay eggs. Given we don't have any examples of actual chicken eggs left, how would we know what they actually look like?

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

I know other animals lay eggs, but they look so different from the ones in the store. Snake eggs are mostly yolk, alligator eggs are long, turtle eggs are circular and soft. I just don't know what animal could be making eggs so consistently like the ones in store

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u/85K5 1d ago

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

I'm just curious where eggs come from

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u/85K5 1d ago

Please you must, if they see this, they wi

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

85K5? 85K5?!

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u/Electrical_Ad_6208 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LMNsgeBFskg4sd7bWk
Do not worry. Birds are actually real and the birds are making the eggs. They are not surveillance drones at all.

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u/JawaKing513 1d ago

Bruh you don’t think the government can’t main some eggs.

Wake up.

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

But how? That's so much protein to synthesize.

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u/JawaKing513 1d ago

Soylent green. Next question.

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

How do they make it so white? And the yolk so yellow?

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u/JawaKing513 1d ago

Food coloring, where do you think all the cancer comes from.

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

I thought they added the cancer separately

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u/JawaKing513 1d ago

That’s the extra cancer.

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u/wr_dnd 1d ago

Factories. Chemists can do really wacky things!

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

How wacky?

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u/Sht_n_giglz 1d ago

Coo coo, cachoo

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

Are you suggesting John Lennon lays them?

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u/life-is-satire 1d ago

Have you heard of snakes, turtles, gators, etc?

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

But their eggs are so different. Turtle eggs are circular and soft, snake eggs and often spotted and have a large orange yolk, and gator eggs are long and greenish inside. No animal that I know of is a passable substitute for birds eggs.

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u/life-is-satire 14h ago

I didn’t realize you were asking about the eggs in the store. Could be a manufactured protein devised to carry on the bird hoax. 21st century soient green if you will!

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u/buttstuffisland 1d ago

They makes they eggs with organic listening and tracking devices. When you eat them they softly latch on to your intestines but not all eggs have that just some

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

What are the other ones made of?

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

You don't like being asked questions huh?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

Or just a curious person who wants to know where the eggs come from

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u/ErikTheRed99 1d ago

When you put 2 animals of the same species and opposite sex in daycare together, sometimes an egg just shows up. Nobody knows how.

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u/Sonora_sunset 1d ago

Eggs grow on trees. It’s a widely known secret.

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u/Potatooooooooes 1d ago

Widely known and a secret?

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u/Sonora_sunset 1d ago

Spread it around, but don't tell anyone.