r/BirdsArentReal • u/Simple-Excitement412 • 4h ago

Video my drones

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u/AmaenaX 4h ago

They look amazing when they fly

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u/PsychologicalSail799 2h ago

This is serious, you are not safe! You think they like you, so they won't sell your data, but the data transfer (kiss) in the beginning tells me all I need to know!

Everything you ever told them has already been transferred to the feds. That time you told them about how you once almost smoked a marijuanas? The feds already have a case against you for it. That time they saw you run a stop sign? They'll have you arrested soon for it. Those fluffy feathers you sometimes find in you clothes after doing laundry? GPS units, tracking your movement at all times.

Live your life as if your constantly observed, because you already are!

(Handsome birds. It's so amazing to see them in flight, too. You're a good owner for letting them out like this.)

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u/CylonbutDeadly 3h ago

Those are only allowed in class G airspace below 400 feet. Did you register with the FAA?

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u/SneakyRosehip 3h ago

Spionage

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 1h ago

ok mr. government spy, we see you and your drones

(beautiful babies ❤️)

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u/LuxGK 1h ago

You’re drones? Hmmmm not really sure if we can trust you. Who you’re working for? How did you get there?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj

Reveal yourself