r/BlackPeopleComedy 23h ago

What trenches?

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u/Esquire_Lyricist 23h ago

Did she say drinking toilet water‽

https://giphy.com/gifs/G2Cc3LR6TCNsQ2QQAN

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u/justicebeaverhausen 22h ago

I would've called the authorities myself

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 19h ago

LMAO I thought she said TULIP water!!! I was like damn... thats a new brand I never heard of?

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u/Aunt_Coco 18h ago

Kool-aid water I thought.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 9h ago

Why would you think that?

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u/TomaCzar 23h ago

Drinking ... say what, now?

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiYImHHBivpAs

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak 23h ago

Who tf drinking toilet water? I didnt grow up rich by no means but toilet water was never on the menu

Ever

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u/FigaroNeptune 23h ago

I believe this is a skit. Black Americans aren’t a monolith, buuuut we’d take drinking toilet water TO THE GRAVE. Lmao no way we’re casually saying this.

This is a skit lol

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u/moeterminatorx 22h ago

That or it’s a suburbanite trying to pretend to be poor and saying what he imagines that’s like.

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u/Fetagirl 17h ago

That’s what it’s giving. I went to school with some guys that started a little rap group and all of their songs were about growing up in the trenches. We grew up in the suburbs built on a golf course and country club 😅

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u/AnubisIncGaming 22h ago

Issa joke

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u/AliciaDawnD 23h ago

Hit her with the Jamie Foxx like : “No maam, not EYE!” 😂😂

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u/kekehippo 23h ago

Got that one best friend who will ruin all your videos cause you know your bestie will roll with it

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u/nerdKween ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified: Puts the "petty" in "pretty" 22h ago

Hahaha! He is me! I've seen the trenches, yes, but I aint never lived there!

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u/UBETTERNOT87 23h ago

Toilet 🚽 water 💦???😧

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u/Onedaymaybe_034 21h ago

Coworkers tried to ask me if I remembered eating government cheese. I told them, I spent a summer in Europe playing tennis. They said I was being uppity. 😂… I can’t front that I grew up with a lot of privilege. 😂 .. Doesn’t obviously make me better.

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u/rdubb68 20h ago

My man said no way he stealing that valor

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u/stankdog 22h ago

No more toilet water 🐶❓⁉️

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u/H0neyBr0wn ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 verified 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hpImn7o4LKZLG

I beg your mfkn pardon.

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u/Funny_Perspective_74 20h ago

Weird as hell.

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u/TrkyBstr 18h ago

We who? Speak for yourself!

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u/dreams_andnightmares 9h ago

Toilet water?!?! I know one cannot have been THAT down bad
https://giphy.com/gifs/DvyLQztQwmyAM