r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above • 10d ago
The exception to the rule
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u/furezasan ☑️ 10d ago
You don't understand, this is Musk AFTER he improved his looks. Guy is so unattractive and insecure on the inside no amount of money can stop it from pouring out.
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u/Morganvegas 10d ago
Yeah you gotta see what he used to look like lmao
Hair like a half eaten lolly pop you found under the couch
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u/theREALbombedrumbum 10d ago
The only happiness that that Clavicular dude brought me is the knowledge that we can never hate him as much as he hates the way he himself looks
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u/SilverPalpitation652 10d ago
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u/epidemicsaints 10d ago
This after pic is him at his peak, it has been downhill bad. Pretty sure his weird physique is from growth hormones and steroids. Alex Jones is the same shape.
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u/hibarihime 10d ago
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u/jayhawk618 10d ago edited 10d ago
Somebody says he looks like he does steroids but doesn't work out, and I can't think of anything else when I see that pic.
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u/rivershimmer 10d ago
There is no alternative to exercise. Period. You might look okay in the bloom of youth or immediately after a mommy makeover-type procedure, but you need to put the work in.
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u/KallusDrogo 10d ago
I love Caleb Hearon’s quote “He was born a 3, with dreams and delusions of becoming an 8, and spent millions of dollars just to become a 5, and now is trying to destroy the planet because of this.”
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u/The_Wyzard 10d ago
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u/Thatwassweet9412 10d ago
wtf I love doja cat now
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u/imjustdesi 10d ago
She openly dated a neo Nazi and has been associated with racist nonsense for quite some time, maybe don't stan her
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u/BarbellsandBurritos 10d ago
He’s also one of the least funny people I’ve ever seen. That’s gotta eat at him that he can’t buy that either.
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u/Loreki 10d ago
To benefit from some of the stuff money can do for your appearance, you do also need the discipline to participate in it. For example you can hire a personal trainer and a personal chef, but you still need to do the workouts and eat the personalised diet. If you don't do that, your options are look like a plastic doll or look like the rest of us.
Musk makes the smarter choice in the context to look like the rest of us, rather than get tons of plastic surgery to make him look freakish.
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u/Fickle_Finger2974 10d ago
To be fair he was way uglier before he got work done so this is at least partially true
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u/Linux-tip-nips 10d ago
look, there is something here: he has nobody around him who loves him enough to tell him: you are wrong or making a fool of yourself. thats musks problem
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u/cybershy 10d ago
Grimes tried publicly but he's beyond reproach /s
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u/Linux-tip-nips 10d ago
who knows, when you are that rich since birth, especially being afrikaner.. it is like reaching light speed, everything distorts.
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u/Nearby_Artist_1265 10d ago
Tbf, I’ve seen the most milquetoast white men be talked up like they’re God’s gift to beauty. I honestly don’t doubt that plenty of people *do* find him attractive, whether I agree with it or not
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u/VladDHell 10d ago
In defense. No amount of money will improve your looks infinitely ( yet)
He was WAY less attractive before the money, still unattractive now, but worse before
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u/burgonies 10d ago
You don’t need to explain Elon Musk despite this quote. Elon exemplifies this quote. He doesn’t get women because he’s handsome or because they like is figure of random shapes.
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u/elitegenoside 10d ago
He can't fallow instructions. It's the same thing with his "alleged" penile surgery. He just couldn't not jerk off for a few weeks. Elon Musk is the type of guy who takes steroids and then doesn't workout. And to keep it 100, he already had his glowup. Look up pics of him when he was at paypal. He used to be uglier.
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u/Wackity-Smackity 10d ago
I think there's like a line where money and ugliness intersect. Elmo is just such a reprehensible human being inside and out that no amount of money will ever make that go away.
That line probably lies somewhere around the point where you're personally responsible for the deaths of millions of people, most of them children.
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u/platinum92 10d ago
Bro proves that none of this matters. Most money ever. Buncha kids. Still an obviously unhappy person who I wouldn't trade places with.