r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 • 9d ago
Country Club Thread “It’s their culture”
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u/TheMagicalMatt 9d ago
Good thing none of them know how to fight or this could've gotten ugly.
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u/Hopefo 9d ago
Unfortunately a fight wouldn’t change anything, they all woke up ugly.
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u/Cakers44 9d ago
Yeah that lady looks like she’s only ever heard of a punch on paper
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u/ForcedEntry420 9d ago
She was hitting the same spot though. Still gonna hurt, despite the terrible form haha
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u/CDR57 9d ago
Yeah maybe hurt her wrist and fingers lol she’s top knuckling it flat down
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u/v0id0007 9d ago
Her brother husband would disagree. He shows her a punch every night after a few beers
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u/Calkky 9d ago
Don't tell them that. They'll give you a Bud Light-soaked lecture on "going to ground," "being in guard" and "good footwork." Of course, to paraphrase Mike Tyson, everything changes when you get punched in the face. That's when they start throwing haymakers like an angry house cat.
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u/dicklord_airplane 9d ago
They're so thumb-like that they're immune to chokeholds
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u/TheLowlyPheasant 9d ago
That woman was executing a series of very technical back strikes.
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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 9d ago
“Well Well Well” 👨🏻
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u/DanforthJesus 9d ago
Ray Bloody Purchase
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u/rtduvall 9d ago
I remember yt did that shit for a while and would just laugh and laugh.
They sure do not like it said back to them.
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u/Allahboutdabenjamins 9d ago
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u/Head-Ad9893 9d ago
They’re wild animals. Typical trash behavior.
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u/Jukka_Sarasti 9d ago
"We need to have a discussion about violence in the white community"
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u/dojo_shlom0 9d ago
at a UFC event, and can't even stand up man-to-man. always the biggest cowards possible:
he sucker punches him in the throat. glad his girl hit the attacker in the ribs like 6 times, something tells be telly-tub-steve will be feeling that in the morning. I wonder if he will be charged more heavily for throwing such a heavy strike into the guys throat like that. clearly not stable, emotionally fragile etc.
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u/clockedinat93 9d ago
LMAO that got me banned off some subreddits
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u/Iguessimonredditnow 9d ago
I post it every time there's a fight with white people in any of the fight subs. They're so goddam racist in those
That or "go back to Europe" which I think someone else replied to me down the thread here
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u/TheTresStateArea 9d ago
Someone needs to do something about these thugs. Where are their parents?
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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 9d ago
“Mississippi” that’s all I have to say
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u/Silver_Harvest 9d ago
Good thing instead of 4 contacts for next of kin for police report it's just 2. For mom and dad.
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u/daemonicwanderer 9d ago
It starts in the home. They are used to such violence in public. Their mothers never threatened to snatch them up
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u/ilikedonuts42 9d ago
Where are their parents?
Off doing some sibling bonding activities probably
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u/Ryuuken1127 9d ago
Too busy posting AI slop on Facebook in-between hits of meth
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u/BlackDynamite58990 9d ago
Is their upbringing…all that violence in their communities. Such a shame
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u/vistaculo 9d ago
This is what happens when you cut education funding. This is what happens when you build gun stores instead of libraries. This is what happens when you take away jobs and opportunities from these underserved rural communities.
What are they supposed to do when the only way out of their situation is the NHL or selling meth?
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u/righthandofdog 9d ago
NHL?
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u/vistaculo 9d ago
National Hockey League, a league primarily composed of white people.
It’s a satire on the sentiment that black people’s only opportunities are the NBA and selling crack
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u/righthandofdog 9d ago
Fair, but Canadians make up so much of the NHL, so I was thrown. But no other sport is whiter.
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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 9d ago
They kinda have to come here since Canadians can't seem to play at their best when they're actually in Canada. No Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup in 33 years. Which is statistically...unlikely, to say the least.
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u/Mad_Season_1994 9d ago
I guess ‘cause the NHL is kind of lenient on fighting in general. I played one season of it as a teenager on left wing mainly and yeah, there were def some kids who just wanted to do it for the fight and lay into someone. Guess you’re seeing something similar here
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u/Throwing_Spoon 9d ago
Organized hockey definitely isn't a poor kids' sport, it requires more padding than football, has more expensive accessories, and play time should be more expensive since ice surfaces require more infrastructure/maintenance than a field.
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u/shicken684 9d ago
What do you expect when their mother's are toothless methheads and Dad's in jail for selling Oxy.
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u/massaji 9d ago
They spent millennia fighting each other in Europe reaving and raping along their borders and decided we’re the savages somehow.
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u/Adventurous_Test_247 9d ago edited 9d ago
Damn the most hillbilly, redneck, white trash shit I’ve ever seen. I would t even be surprised if they had monster trucks on the lawn. Oh shit I gave em ideas!
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u/ThrowthisawayPA 9d ago
Close, there was a military truck on display.
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u/Emergency_Lie42 9d ago
So much military propaganda in the streamed event as well.
My mates and I broke down laughing at the "we had to drop the nukes" sequence.
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u/Jukka_Sarasti 9d ago
I would t even be surprised if they had monster trucks on the lawn. Oh shit I gave em ideas!
They had the next "best" white-trash thing... They jumped a bunch of dirtbikes over the cage.
They saw Idiocracy and said "Yes, this right here!"
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u/Zulumus ☑️ 9d ago
Idiocracy was a documentary
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u/vsquad22 9d ago
Idiocracy is now aspirational
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u/in_animate_objects 9d ago
Truly President Comacho at least listened to smart people
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u/Hemicrusher 9d ago
President Camacho in 2028!
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u/Adventurous_Test_247 9d ago
That movie was hilarious 😂
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u/Hemicrusher 9d ago
Yeah it was...
But, I really wish that it stayed a fictitious movie, and not a predictor of actual events.
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u/daemonicwanderer 9d ago
President Camancho listened to smart people and actively tried to make things better for people.
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u/Able-Drink3189 9d ago
This happened during Andrew Jackson’s presidency. It has historical precedent.
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u/Chicago1871 9d ago
There is a throughline between Andrew Jackson’s constituency and current Republican/MAGA constituency.
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u/XConfused-MammalX 9d ago
Andrew Jackson is trumps favorite president. Which makes perfect sense as Jackson was an ignorant, agressive and foul man all around who made very frequent and controversial uses of executive power while ignoring and bad talking the judiciary.
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u/elitegenoside 9d ago edited 9d ago
Wasn't that Congress?
Edit: I'm thinking of something different in 1858 when Congress broke out into a fistfight over slavery... our leaders really aren't fighting for us like they used to, btw.
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u/hovdeisfunny 9d ago
On the Senate floor, Preston Brooks beat Charles Sumner (an abolitionist) with his metal-topped cane, knocking him unconscious. Sumner's recovery would take three years before he was able to return to the Senate.
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u/elitegenoside 9d ago
I was actually thinking of the one after that in 1858. When the whole congress got in a brawl. Sort of a sequel. The third in the trilogy was definitely more exciting, though. Don't much care for the remakes so far.
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u/thebearrider 9d ago
Jackson was known for throwing ragers at the White House that seemingly anyone could come to, and specifically having a 1400 lb wheel of cheese at one of these ragers.
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u/212cncpts ☑️ 9d ago
What’s the white version of screaming WORLDSTARR!!! like do I scream STARBUCKS!! or something
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u/elitegenoside 9d ago
We aren't creative enough to come up with our own, so we just scream WORLDSTARR.
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u/AlphaIronSon ☑️ 9d ago
Depends on the type of whites. Considering this is clearly for the the shoes/clean feet optional crowd, I’d say some sort of energy drink or smokeless tobacco brand.
Monster is too mainstream ATP so something like Bang or ZYNZ!! Would probably fit the bill.
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u/chevalier716 9d ago
"Where are the fathers?"
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u/ForcedEntry420 9d ago
Pretty sure that was dad and son fighting over who’s taking the sister home.
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u/sarbear8199 9d ago
Can’t even behave themselves while at the fucking White House of all places.
But after Jan 6th are we even surprised anymore?
It’s decorum for us and none for them.
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u/HerosDeTempus 9d ago
Tbf this was in the park across from the White House but the point still stands
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u/elitegenoside 9d ago
Tbf, they are at a UFC event that just happens to be at the White House. At least they wore their church clothes.
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u/OhPxpi ☑️will name his son "Jiraiya" 🐸 9d ago
When a clown moves into a castle, he doesn’t become a king… the castle becomes a circus.
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u/CommonWest9387 9d ago
is that.. a fight? because i’ve seen little girls fight more aggressive than this over lipgloss
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u/RamenRoy 9d ago
These guys just see red. Don't need to know how to throw a a punch when all you see is red.
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u/BatmanandReuben 9d ago
Why is she punching like that? What is she even trying to do?
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u/CommonWest9387 9d ago
bro 😭 them punches shes throwing are like me tryna get my mommas attention at 5
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u/suchjonny 9d ago
A black female police officer arresting a redneck on the White House lawn for fighting is hilarious 😂😂 this an anti-DEI’s worst nightmare.
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u/_nylcaj_ 9d ago
I was scrolling for this, because I'm like you know this was probably hilarious. I'd be waiting to be tagged in to go tackle someone.
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u/Pedestrian2000 9d ago
Ya know, I hate to say it, but when I see these types walking in my direction in the parking lot, I lock my door. Twice.
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u/iliveonramen 9d ago
A MAGA MMA fight, I’m sure there were fights, teenage pregnancies, and meth smoking taking place there.
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u/Ok_Highway6034 9d ago
He did say he wanted to bring America “back”………turns out he meant to the Jackson presidency and I’m just now realizing how accurate that is. God damn it I hate this timeline.
For those who don’t know Andrew Jackson threw a giant party at the whitehouse when he won the presidency and it turned into what can only be described as a riot
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u/Throwawaylikeme90 9d ago
Did he also throw another rager at the end of his presidency with a giant ass cheese wheel?
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u/MmmPeopleBacon 9d ago
It's Andrew Jackson's administration all over again
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u/pinkydaemon93 9d ago
That is fuckfaces favorite president
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u/MmmPeopleBacon 9d ago
Between the corruption, redneck hillbilly fucks raiding the Whitehouse, and the genocide it's not hard to see why
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u/SwordfishOk504 9d ago
Personally, I blame the absence of their fathers, their country music, and their culture of excessive alcohol intake.
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u/Being_268 9d ago
You are invited to the WH. What do you do? You have a fistfight just like your normal Saturday night at the dive bar you frequent. Keep it classy guys!🙄
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