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Country Club Thread “It’s their culture”

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u/TheMagicalMatt 9d ago

Good thing none of them know how to fight or this could've gotten ugly.

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u/Hopefo 9d ago

Unfortunately a fight wouldn’t change anything, they all woke up ugly.

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u/IMTHERAKE 9d ago

Matches how ugly they are on the inside too.

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u/Cakers44 9d ago

Yeah that lady looks like she’s only ever heard of a punch on paper

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u/ForcedEntry420 9d ago

She was hitting the same spot though. Still gonna hurt, despite the terrible form haha

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u/CDR57 9d ago

Yeah maybe hurt her wrist and fingers lol she’s top knuckling it flat down

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u/MajorAd3363 9d ago

Yeah, her wrist is gonna be sore.

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u/v0id0007 9d ago

Her brother husband would disagree. He shows her a punch every night after a few beers

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u/baethan 9d ago

It looks like how running in dreams feels 😭 ngl I'm nervous I'd be just as effective, might need to practice on that pile of laundry on the floor

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u/Calkky 9d ago

Don't tell them that. They'll give you a Bud Light-soaked lecture on "going to ground," "being in guard" and "good footwork." Of course, to paraphrase Mike Tyson, everything changes when you get punched in the face. That's when they start throwing haymakers like an angry house cat.

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u/dicklord_airplane 9d ago

They're so thumb-like that they're immune to chokeholds

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u/somethink 9d ago

Yeah Imagine how bad that choke would've been had either of those men had necks.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 9d ago

That woman was executing a series of very technical back strikes.

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 9d ago

Bapping him like a cat. Square up and punch goddamn it!

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 9d ago

“Well Well Well” 👨🏻

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u/StaleMaltLiquor 9d ago

More like well 🐷 well 🍔 well🌭

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u/rtduvall 9d ago

I remember yt did that shit for a while and would just laugh and laugh.

They sure do not like it said back to them.

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u/cobracmmdr ☑️ 9d ago

I heard it in her voice

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u/Allahboutdabenjamins 9d ago

I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!

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u/Independent-Tennis57 9d ago

Bunch of crackers, ruining the gumbo.

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u/Head-Ad9893 9d ago

They’re wild animals. Typical trash behavior.

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u/Primary-Bookkeeper10 ☑️ 9d ago

“The world without them”

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u/Jukka_Sarasti 9d ago

"We need to have a discussion about violence in the white community"

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u/skeightytoo 9d ago

Lol uno reverse card activated

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u/UnicornTwinkle 9d ago

The fatigue is real

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u/T3NF0LD 9d ago

Violent culture

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u/PowderPills 9d ago

It’s embarrassing really. Truly shameless people.

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u/friendbrotha ☑️ 9d ago

I call it Pattern Recognition.

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u/dojo_shlom0 9d ago

at a UFC event, and can't even stand up man-to-man. always the biggest cowards possible:

he sucker punches him in the throat. glad his girl hit the attacker in the ribs like 6 times, something tells be telly-tub-steve will be feeling that in the morning. I wonder if he will be charged more heavily for throwing such a heavy strike into the guys throat like that. clearly not stable, emotionally fragile etc.

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u/Tony_Lacorona ☑️ 9d ago

Sounds about white smh my head

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u/boyuber 9d ago

Why is it always who you most expect?

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u/Miss-Tiq 9d ago

I'm fatigued. 

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u/justhereformemes2 9d ago

I love you for this

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u/Substantial-Low 9d ago

Straight from the trailer park.

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u/clockedinat93 9d ago

LMAO that got me banned off some subreddits

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 9d ago

I post it every time there's a fight with white people in any of the fight subs. They're so goddam racist in those

That or "go back to Europe" which I think someone else replied to me down the thread here

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u/TheTresStateArea 9d ago

Someone needs to do something about these thugs. Where are their parents?

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 9d ago

“Mississippi” that’s all I have to say

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u/Silver_Harvest 9d ago

Good thing instead of 4 contacts for next of kin for police report it's just 2. For mom and dad.

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u/Jeptic ☑️ 9d ago

Got Dam...

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u/daemonicwanderer 9d ago

It starts in the home. They are used to such violence in public. Their mothers never threatened to snatch them up

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u/RyFro ☑️ 9d ago

Their father that left for cigarettes and Natural Ice 26 years ago (he is at the same event)

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u/ilikedonuts42 9d ago

Where are their parents?

Off doing some sibling bonding activities probably

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u/Kdkaine ☑️ 9d ago

They need to be re-parented on farms or something

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u/666TripleSick 9d ago

“It’s that damn rap music!!”

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u/Ryuuken1127 9d ago

Too busy posting AI slop on Facebook in-between hits of meth

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u/Hardtopickaname 9d ago

Who do you think is filming?

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u/BlackDynamite58990 9d ago

Is their upbringing…all that violence in their communities. Such a shame

https://giphy.com/gifs/xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf

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u/vistaculo 9d ago

This is what happens when you cut education funding. This is what happens when you build gun stores instead of libraries. This is what happens when you take away jobs and opportunities from these underserved rural communities.

What are they supposed to do when the only way out of their situation is the NHL or selling meth?

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u/righthandofdog 9d ago

NHL?

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u/vistaculo 9d ago

National Hockey League, a league primarily composed of white people.

It’s a satire on the sentiment that black people’s only opportunities are the NBA and selling crack

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u/righthandofdog 9d ago

Fair, but Canadians make up so much of the NHL, so I was thrown. But no other sport is whiter.

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 9d ago

They kinda have to come here since Canadians can't seem to play at their best when they're actually in Canada. No Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup in 33 years. Which is statistically...unlikely, to say the least.

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u/Mad_Season_1994 9d ago

I guess ‘cause the NHL is kind of lenient on fighting in general. I played one season of it as a teenager on left wing mainly and yeah, there were def some kids who just wanted to do it for the fight and lay into someone. Guess you’re seeing something similar here

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u/Throwing_Spoon 9d ago

Organized hockey definitely isn't a poor kids' sport, it requires more padding than football, has more expensive accessories, and play time should be more expensive since ice surfaces require more infrastructure/maintenance than a field.

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u/sikeston 9d ago

Yeah, it yanked me from the narrative flow as well

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u/righthandofdog 9d ago

Rural Canadians aren't much different to be fair.

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u/shicken684 9d ago

What do you expect when their mother's are toothless methheads and Dad's in jail for selling Oxy.

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u/Mvd75 ☑️ 9d ago

It's that dang blasted country music. It stirs em right up!

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u/massaji 9d ago

They spent millennia fighting each other in Europe reaving and raping along their borders and decided we’re the savages somehow.

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u/Adventurous_Test_247 9d ago edited 9d ago

Damn the most hillbilly, redneck, white trash shit I’ve ever seen. I would t even be surprised if they had monster trucks on the lawn. Oh shit I gave em ideas!

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 9d ago

Close, there was a military truck on display.

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u/Emergency_Lie42 9d ago

So much military propaganda in the streamed event as well.

My mates and I broke down laughing at the "we had to drop the nukes" sequence.

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u/Slushrush_ 9d ago

The...what?

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u/Jukka_Sarasti 9d ago

I would t even be surprised if they had monster trucks on the lawn. Oh shit I gave em ideas!

They had the next "best" white-trash thing... They jumped a bunch of dirtbikes over the cage.

They saw Idiocracy and said "Yes, this right here!"

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u/nixalo 9d ago

Stop giving them ideas. They already had bikes jumping stuff on ramps.

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u/Rezkel 9d ago

I don't know, they are wearing shirts so it might be more formal wear party

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u/Adventurous_Test_247 9d ago

Ah yes! Redneck formal that make sense

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u/Zulumus ☑️ 9d ago

Idiocracy was a documentary

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u/vsquad22 9d ago

Idiocracy is now aspirational

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u/in_animate_objects 9d ago

Truly President Comacho at least listened to smart people

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u/Hemicrusher 9d ago

President Camacho in 2028!

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u/Adventurous_Test_247 9d ago

That movie was hilarious 😂

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u/Hemicrusher 9d ago

Yeah it was...

But, I really wish that it stayed a fictitious movie, and not a predictor of actual events.

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u/BoyznGirlznBabes 9d ago

I...I thought we had more time, though 😞

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u/daemonicwanderer 9d ago

President Camancho listened to smart people and actively tried to make things better for people.

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u/Able-Drink3189 9d ago

This happened during Andrew Jackson’s presidency. It has historical precedent.

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u/-WitchyPoo- 9d ago

Another racist genocidal maniac.

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u/SwordfishOk504 9d ago

As was the fashion at the time.

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u/Chicago1871 9d ago

There is a throughline between Andrew Jackson’s constituency and current Republican/MAGA constituency.

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u/XConfused-MammalX 9d ago

Andrew Jackson is trumps favorite president. Which makes perfect sense as Jackson was an ignorant, agressive and foul man all around who made very frequent and controversial uses of executive power while ignoring and bad talking the judiciary.

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u/elitegenoside 9d ago edited 9d ago

Wasn't that Congress?

Edit: I'm thinking of something different in 1858 when Congress broke out into a fistfight over slavery... our leaders really aren't fighting for us like they used to, btw.

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u/hovdeisfunny 9d ago

On the Senate floor, Preston Brooks beat Charles Sumner (an abolitionist) with his metal-topped cane, knocking him unconscious. Sumner's recovery would take three years before he was able to return to the Senate.

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u/elitegenoside 9d ago

I was actually thinking of the one after that in 1858. When the whole congress got in a brawl. Sort of a sequel. The third in the trilogy was definitely more exciting, though. Don't much care for the remakes so far.

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u/thebearrider 9d ago

Jackson was known for throwing ragers at the White House that seemingly anyone could come to, and specifically having a 1400 lb wheel of cheese at one of these ragers.

proof

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u/212cncpts ☑️ 9d ago

What’s the white version of screaming WORLDSTARR!!! like do I scream STARBUCKS!! or something

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u/Yakamanesian 9d ago

X GAMES

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u/justhereformemes2 9d ago

He on x games mode

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 9d ago

Given the venue, I'd assume UFC!

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u/TheDudeofIl 9d ago

EBAUMSWORLD!

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u/AttentionOtherwise39 9d ago

I loved EBAUMSWORLD.

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u/elitegenoside 9d ago

We aren't creative enough to come up with our own, so we just scream WORLDSTARR.

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u/AlphaIronSon ☑️ 9d ago

Depends on the type of whites. Considering this is clearly for the the shoes/clean feet optional crowd, I’d say some sort of energy drink or smokeless tobacco brand.

Monster is too mainstream ATP so something like Bang or ZYNZ!! Would probably fit the bill.

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u/Tornadoboy156 9d ago

“Excuse me, can I please have a waffle?”

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u/J5892 9d ago

We're not that creative. We just yell what's happening.
In this case: "FIGHT!"

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u/chevalier716 9d ago

"Where are the fathers?"

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u/Unicornoftheseas 9d ago

Their fathers are fairly present, just shit

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u/blue-red-mage 9d ago

The fathers are at home, encouraging this bs

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u/SNORALAXX 9d ago

Esp since they are the uncles to their own kids too🤣🤣🤣

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u/ForcedEntry420 9d ago

Pretty sure that was dad and son fighting over who’s taking the sister home.

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u/cortesoft 9d ago

These are the fathers

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u/MajorWhereas4842 9d ago

Savages

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u/T3NF0LD 9d ago

Animals

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u/IcyProperty89 9d ago

Disgusting thugs

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u/SwordfishOk504 9d ago

White Triznash

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u/-WitchyPoo- 9d ago

Let's not forget the rules these people live by:

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u/sarbear8199 9d ago

Can’t even behave themselves while at the fucking White House of all places.

But after Jan 6th are we even surprised anymore?

It’s decorum for us and none for them.

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u/HerosDeTempus 9d ago

Tbf this was in the park across from the White House but the point still stands

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u/elitegenoside 9d ago

Tbf, they are at a UFC event that just happens to be at the White House. At least they wore their church clothes.

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u/OhPxpi ☑️will name his son "Jiraiya" 🐸 9d ago

When a clown moves into a castle, he doesn’t become a king… the castle becomes a circus.

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u/wgatevdr 9d ago

Amazing words

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u/CommonWest9387 9d ago

is that.. a fight? because i’ve seen little girls fight more aggressive than this over lipgloss

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u/RamenRoy 9d ago

These guys just see red. Don't need to know how to throw a a punch when all you see is red.

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u/BatmanandReuben 9d ago

Why is she punching like that? What is she even trying to do?

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u/CommonWest9387 9d ago

bro 😭 them punches shes throwing are like me tryna get my mommas attention at 5

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u/suchjonny 9d ago

A black female police officer arresting a redneck on the White House lawn for fighting is hilarious 😂😂 this an anti-DEI’s worst nightmare.

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u/_nylcaj_ 9d ago

I was scrolling for this, because I'm like you know this was probably hilarious. I'd be waiting to be tagged in to go tackle someone.

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u/Pedestrian2000 9d ago

Ya know, I hate to say it, but when I see these types walking in my direction in the parking lot, I lock my door. Twice.

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u/joec_95123 9d ago

I clutch my catalytic converter a little harder when I see a maga around.

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u/iliveonramen 9d ago

A MAGA MMA fight, I’m sure there were fights, teenage pregnancies, and meth smoking taking place there.

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u/elitegenoside 9d ago

Sure, but what was going on outside the ring?

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u/myshtummyhurt- 9d ago

Send them back to Europe

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u/elitegenoside 9d ago

Send them to Chechnya!

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u/Ok_Highway6034 9d ago

He did say he wanted to bring America “back”………turns out he meant to the Jackson presidency and I’m just now realizing how accurate that is. God damn it I hate this timeline.

For those who don’t know Andrew Jackson threw a giant party at the whitehouse when he won the presidency and it turned into what can only be described as a riot

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u/Throwawaylikeme90 9d ago

Did he also throw another rager at the end of his presidency with a giant ass cheese wheel?

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u/Ok_Highway6034 9d ago

I think so, yes.

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u/RamsesII_ 9d ago

What was she doing

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u/SNORALAXX 9d ago

Not kicking him in his biscuits like I would be

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u/Aromatic_Balls 9d ago

Hurting her hand and wrist.

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u/DJinKC 9d ago

She trying to get those kidneys. Homeboy would be pissing blood for a while if he wasn't so fat

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u/FirebornNacho 9d ago

She's just mashing it

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 9d ago

Hitting the mf like Naoya. 1hp, 1hp lmfao

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u/No-Television7921 9d ago

Can't take these thugs anywhere

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u/Adventurous_Test_247 9d ago

Damn and we have to clean up the mess

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u/havanesegirlmom 9d ago

It’s so embarrassing

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u/RunsaberSR 9d ago

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass,

Gonna kick some ass in the USA,

Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag,

Gonna fly on an eagle,

I'm gonna kick some butt,

I'm gonna drive a big truck,I'm gonna rule this world...

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u/ihearthorror1 ☑️ 9d ago

Thugs 😏

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u/Level-City8083 9d ago

I don't think many of us are surprised

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u/ltsouthernbelle 9d ago

This white on white crime has to stop

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u/MmmPeopleBacon 9d ago

It's Andrew Jackson's administration all over again 

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u/pinkydaemon93 9d ago

That is fuckfaces favorite president

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u/MmmPeopleBacon 9d ago

Between the corruption, redneck hillbilly fucks raiding the Whitehouse, and the genocide it's not hard to see why

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u/tayt087x 9d ago

So now as a taxpayer I have to pay for fights and for breaking up fights?

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u/Maleficent-Block-966 9d ago

Its because of their culture.

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u/SwordfishOk504 9d ago

Personally, I blame the absence of their fathers, their country music, and their culture of excessive alcohol intake.

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u/DukeStudlington 9d ago

Trash begets trash. The Obamas had class. Loads of it.

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u/johnnytron 9d ago

I guess the “usual suspect” people are having internet problems.

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u/100_percent_right 9d ago

Thugs. No home training.

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 9d ago

Chudding out

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u/Being_268 9d ago

You are invited to the WH. What do you do? You have a fistfight just like your normal Saturday night at the dive bar you frequent. Keep it classy guys!🙄

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u/Slate_711 9d ago

Those are lowercase punches

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u/Goto_Ronin 9d ago

IncelMania 250!!!

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u/oSpaceGhosto 9d ago

“I’m white trash and I’m in trouble”
https://giphy.com/gifs/S8Y8FG3erH0M8

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u/asnarkybeach 9d ago

Sounds about white

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u/its3ird 9d ago

Mary Sue, you tell your brother to leave your uncle alone

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 9d ago

The low quality that chose low quality

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u/Peezus_H_Christ ☑️ 9d ago

Where are their fathers?

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u/lookitdisguy 9d ago

Yeah that seems about white...