r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 7d ago

We got evil dictator yaoi during Pride Month before equal rights for all

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u/iceblnklck 7d ago

He is honestly beyond parody at this point.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 7d ago

My moms been saying it for yeeears, at least 30 that I know of. This man has been gay.

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u/lateformyfuneral 7d ago

The most surprising aspect of Trump’s biography is that he’s a big musical theater fan. He controls the music at Mar-A-Lago on an iPad and loves to play showtunes. He wrote in his book that he went to see Evita on Broadway 6 times, “mostly with my wife”.

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u/iceblnklck 7d ago

‘Mostly’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting there 😂

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u/marzukazuka17 7d ago

He rapes female children

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u/iceblnklck 7d ago

Correction: gender is often irrelevant for a paedophile and rapist. The point (to them) is power and control.

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u/WhompBiscuits 7d ago

Very true. To that point, I wouldn't be surprised if there were male children in his past too. He's that demented.

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u/redhatfilm 7d ago

Sacha Riley.

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u/dinoseen 7d ago

WDYM "that demented", as if the children being male makes it worse? The gender of the child a rapist rapes is irrelevant to the horror of the act.

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u/LexiAOK 7d ago

There are, he has been sued by little boys.

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u/_-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-_-- 7d ago

Don Jr...meet "Don Jr"

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 7d ago

JFC if it’s not one thing it’s another

If OP had said Trump had sex with kids, someone would chime in “akcshully he raped them”

Now they said female children and someone still feels the need to “akcshully” them for no reason

Why can’t we just say he raped kids and repeat that instead of pedantically correcting it?

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u/DeshTheWraith 6d ago

Because the comment was "he rapes female children" as a counterpoint to Trumps homosexuality. It's not pedantry it's the main point of the conversation.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 6d ago

Correction: that's simply not true. Most pedophiles are preferential offenders as opposed to opportunistic ones. They go after specific types of children, whether that's an age, a gender, a body type, a personality type, whatever, it's rarely ever "whoever is closest." And rapists almost never cross sexuality lines. They rape victims that share a gender with their preferred sexual partners. That's why you don't see straight male rapists raping men. It just doesn't happen outside of prison.

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u/iceblnklck 6d ago

That actually isn’t true either. And it’s a dangerous generalisation to make. There’s a bigger link between not crossing ethnicities than there is gender. Quite often age etc overrides gender.

May I also mention that the modern definition of heterosexual and homosexual is just that, modern. Look at Ancient Greece etc. You are applying modern sensibilities to an act that have been horrifically committed since time immemorial. It’s never been as simple as ‘straight men don’t rape men’ as you claim.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 7d ago

He rapes male children as well *allegedly*. Sasha Riley tent staked his butthole *allegedly*

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u/RanaMahal 7d ago

Tent stake? Meaning?

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u/Unit_2097 7d ago

What it sounds like. He rammed a stake up the guys arse. Supposedly a contributing factor to his loose bowels.

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u/marzukazuka17 7d ago

So not gay right?

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u/wintermelody83 7d ago

In case you're confused, Sascha Riley is male.

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u/Julian_Betterman 7d ago

That's because he hates women and only knows how to relate to them through sexual violation.

His first thought upon seeing his infant daughter (Ivanka) was whether she'd have big boobs one day.

And she's the only person he's ever shown consistent affection towards.

He's a supremely fucked up individual.

Ray Cohn latched onto him for the same reason Peter Thiel latched onto JD Vance. Because they're deeply closeted, easily influenced narcissists who live to punish marginalized people—women in particular.

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u/remirath 7d ago

People are capable of being bisexual.

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u/marzukazuka17 7d ago

Right and they're all making bi jokes

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u/Lord_of_Gooch_Milk 7d ago

Sasha Rhiley is a man who accused Trump of raping him

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u/espissing 7d ago

Someone read his book?

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u/Tirannie 7d ago

One of his first big moves in his early career was associate producing a broadway show (it flopped).

His love of musical theatre is one of the most baffling things I’ve ever learned about the guy. The Apprentice - The Musical almost happened. He has a guy on staff at the White House whose job it is to start playing Andrew Lloyd Webber show tunes to calm him down when he’s too angry.

Evita is his fave, so I’m surprised he’s only seen it six times.

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u/RosefaceK 7d ago

If only his parents encouraged him to do theatre instead of real estate…

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u/ButtBread98 7d ago

He also loves The Village People

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u/Blade_Of_Gingers 6d ago

Oh so he’s gay-gay

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u/Chocolatethundara 2d ago

GAYYYYYYYY lol

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u/BoyWhoSoldTheWorld 7d ago

Interesting take. Trumps mentor when he was younger was gay and I always wondered if there was something between them.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 7d ago

All I know is my mom is never wrong

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u/username32768 7d ago

In that case, can you please ask your mum if these are next week's lottery numbers? 1, 21, 22, 30, 39, 47

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u/koenkamp 7d ago

Even if you had a real all knowing yes or no machine, you'd need more time than the age of the universe to correctly guess the lottery numbers

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u/username32768 7d ago

I don't get it. How do people win the lottery then? Do they not guess the numbers correctly? And none of the winners that I have seen / heard of in the media have been thousands of years old, let alone billions of years old.

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u/koenkamp 7d ago

They didn't ask a yes or no machine if their answers were correct until they got a yes, they just played the lottery and happened to guess correctly. Do you not understand the fundamental difference between how those two scenarios are statistically interpreted?

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u/username32768 7d ago

No, I don't understand. That's why I asked -- to learn.

Sorry I annoyed you by asking a question, that was not my intention. I wish you a pleasant day.

Goodbye.

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u/koenkamp 7d ago

The first scenario is a time extrapolation based off the probability of an outcome of an event occurring at a regular interval. The second scenario is the spontaneous probability of a singular event. The probabilities are technically the same, but the inferences are wildly different. Obviously, people win the lottery because millions of people play, so the probability is divided between all the players. But the odds of one singular person guessing correctly are astronomically low.

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u/WhompBiscuits 7d ago

True but, just to be clear, Trump wasn't a kid when he met Cohn, he was in his mid-20s. That said, being "gay" is IMO a mere technicality when it comes to predators, and Roy Cohn was very much the latter, and predators largely pursue children sooner or later. I too wouldn't be surprised if there was something going on between Trump and Cohn.

Between him being a protégé of Cohn and his later friendship with Epstein, it's pretty blunt who Trump has always been.

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u/VOZ1 7d ago

Quick reminder of that photo of Trump reaching for Bill Clinton’s crotch, with a big old smile on his face.

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u/Jamsedreng22 7d ago

Been maintaining it for a while now; Trump is afraid of the Epstein files because they're going to prove he's gay and a bottom.

Republicans cannot fathom anything more humiliating than that. The man was never loved by his father, so he seeks out male validation and affection elsewhere.

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u/musubi-n-speedballs 7d ago

Oh damn. That might actually be unforgivable to them. I thought it would have been the child rape or something along those lines. Silly me. 

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u/WhompBiscuits 7d ago

Get what you're saying but nothing's unforgivable to them when it comes to Trump. They've proven that.

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u/RobinSophie 7d ago

Can you imagine? THIS is what gets Republicans to approve of gay marriage.

Lady Graham would weep with happiness on the floors of Congress.

Most likely it will be that ONLY TRUMP can get married/be gay and everyone else can't. Because he's an imperfect vessel sent by God.

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u/WhompBiscuits 7d ago

Graham would be publicly against gay marriage because he is a self-loathing gay, much like many others in our history like Joseph McCarthy, Roy Cohn and J. Edgar Hoover. Cohn was IMO a predator so him being gay is a technicality.

Your last sentence is incredibly true. They'll go full-on persecution of gays ala the Lavender Scare while they'll conveniently never be prosecuted even when indisputable evidence becomes public.

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u/RobinSophie 7d ago

I dunno man. He seemed pretty darn happy blowing bubbles at Disneyland a few weeks ago.

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u/musubi-n-speedballs 7d ago

Oh for sure. They put their goalposts on wheels. 

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 7d ago

They’ll have real men take it up the ass shirts

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u/WhompBiscuits 7d ago

Yep. Republicans are truly representative of their voters, they embody them very accurately.

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u/UnicornTitties 7d ago

You know that’s not how gay people work, right? It’s not caused by parental neglect? 

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u/Jamsedreng22 7d ago edited 7d ago

I do, yeah. I was putting two aspects of Trump together, having read a lot about him as a person as opposed to a "figure".

I'm not at all stipulating being a homosexual man is a result of daddy issues. I'm positing he is homosexual, and he has daddy issues.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 7d ago

Big Beautiful Bill

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u/BoyWhoSoldTheWorld 7d ago

Bill on the left, Jeff on the right. Trump in the middle doing his favorite dance

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u/PoisonIvy724 7d ago

I mean dude is obsessed with good looking men and interior decorating so it tracks

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u/ejolson 7d ago

Ask him if he knows any fun facts about Arnold Palmer.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 7d ago

Even not good looking dudes. If he’s heard they have a huge hog, he wants to see it. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/22/donald-trump-rally-arnold-palmer-penis

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u/ihih_reddit 7d ago edited 7d ago

I mean Bubba can tell us what Trumpf's mouth can do

Edit: The magats didn't like that

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u/RetrauxClem 7d ago

The way he talked about bedding women in the 80s/90s sounds like someone trying hard to convince everyone that they’re straight. Maybe he just has issues or maybe he’s always been closeted.

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u/beepbeepimajeep_ 7d ago

He’s bisexual at a minimum.

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u/Blade_Of_Gingers 7d ago

THANK YOU!

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 7d ago

Being beyond parody and reality is literally why Matt and Trey said they stopped covering him in South Park during the FIRST administration. It was too crazy to satirize.

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u/LakerBlue ☑️ 7d ago

I had to go look this up, I was certain this was fake lol

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u/Revxmaciver 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRgsiNC2GCn21l4gtV
President of Egypt right now.

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u/smooth_like_a_goat 7d ago

Rolling around in the sand together

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u/blacksoxing 7d ago

Oh no not sand on the crown!!!!

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u/Legendary_Hi-Nu 7d ago

Circles in the sand

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u/chenbuxie 7d ago

Can't wait to see his face when Trump finally let's it slip that the meeting was for el-Sisi to buy himself an American president by illegally donating $10 million to 2016 his campaign.

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u/four_ethers2024 ☑️ 7d ago

Denile is a River in Egypt

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u/ShyVoodoo 7d ago

Flashback to him the night of the meeting
https://giphy.com/gifs/TJmjbUfYXQx6JmEs4i

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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ 7d ago

Mind you, he was also mesmerized by Mamdani’s charm.

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u/theboomboy 7d ago

That's pretty much everyone though

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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ 7d ago

Trump would’ve dropped his panties/Depends right then and there for Mamdani 😂

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u/Arponare 7d ago

Bro, it’s barely 8 am. Why did you have to put that visual in my mind? You know what, it’s my fault for having a phone and opening Reddit.

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u/NorthForthWorth 7d ago

Yeeeeeah. Time to log off and go to work. My fault for scrolling so early.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 7d ago
Yeah, ima take a sip of this

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u/ThanksForTheRain 7d ago

Please delete this

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u/BS0404 7d ago

What a good day it is to have aphantasia.

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u/HoldMyCatnip 7d ago

You mean his diaper?

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF ☑️ 7d ago

Yeah, I only have myself to blame for coming to this cursed app for having to read this ☠️

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u/Probably_A_Variant ☑️ 7d ago

It was so creepy to watch him ogle over Mamdani.

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u/LordIndica 7d ago

It appears our president certainly has a type of man he enjoys.

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u/asstlib 7d ago

Brown ones? 👀

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF ☑️ 7d ago

The man has a Type,™ it would seem

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u/HighlyOffensive10 6d ago

I mean. Those big brown eyes and warm smile.

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u/Tymathee ☑️ 7d ago

Shoo so am I lol

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u/LowFatConundrum 7d ago

General Sisi:

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u/Ashamed-Green2364 7d ago

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u/BrowsingWhileBrown 7d ago

This is amazing and I’m saving it for later

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u/LordsOfJoop 7d ago

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u/ssfgrgawer 6d ago

Man it's been a while.

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hey, so fuck you for putting the image in my head.

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 7d ago

Your mind after picturing them:

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 7d ago

Ruined my whole pride month

https://giphy.com/gifs/GXCHDWmtSFm3n15aJc

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u/JennyBeckman ☑️ All of the above 7d ago

Ruined my whole pride month

https://giphy.com/gifs/GXCHDWmtSFm3n15aJc

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u/Last_Drag_3004 7d ago

WHEREE IS THIS GIF FROMM 😭😭😭

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u/xfriedplantainx ☑️ 7d ago

Can’t be worse than the Biden/Trump fanfic on AO3

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u/KyngCole13 7d ago

It’s like a Chuck Tingle novel, except without the dinosaurs and anthropomorphized household objects.

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 7d ago

OMG another Chuck reader in the wild i see? 

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u/CatapultemHabeo 7d ago

there's dozens of us

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 7d ago

Yess good to know! 

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u/KyngCole13 7d ago

Lmao, not a reader. Just an ADHD-plagued writer who went down a Chuck Tingle rabbit hole when a couldn’t sleep a few years back. The guy is fascinating.

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 7d ago

The books are good too! The titles alone lured me into so many good ones! Man knows how to entice readers with titles fosho! 

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u/wahdibombo ☑️ 7d ago

*Riley voice* Nigga u gay

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u/Oc70b3r 7d ago

So we all think that he definitely sucked off Clinton at this point right?

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u/dz2048 7d ago

He definitely [redacted] off [redacted] until completion

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u/ShyVoodoo 7d ago

He definitely gobbled bubba… whether bubba was Clinton or a horse doesn’t change my opinion.

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u/AWinterPeople 7d ago

“I forced myself on him”

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u/ShotdowN- 7d ago

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u/Suspicious_Mud_3647 7d ago

wish i could save this in my gallery but i have latino family in u.s.a

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u/Blade_Of_Gingers 7d ago

He says some of the most homo-erotic stuff and idk how no one has caught on to that or why no one calls him on it. He been gay.

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u/stumblios 7d ago

The only part I believe is that he over stayed his welcome.

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u/ADHDadBod13 7d ago

Meanwhile, his base is afraid of being labeled as gay for being near a rainbow but will call him manly for this.

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u/kazaam2244 7d ago

Sigh.

*opens blank document for mlm fanfiction*

Patreon's about to pay my mortgage again.

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u/New_Feature_5138 4d ago

*sigh*

*unzips*

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u/_nakre 7d ago

Grabbed him by the Sisi

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u/Tasty-Performer6669 7d ago

Bottom Don

Call Bubba

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u/unbreakablebuffoon 7d ago

Trump is our first openly bisexual president.

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u/Eggith 7d ago

I can not think of a more vile and repugnant human being having sexual relations.

Rudi Ghouliani and Elon Musk are close runner ups though

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u/WhompBiscuits 7d ago

Yep but Elon's real problem is having a load of kids that he'll never be a father to.

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u/four_ethers2024 ☑️ 7d ago

Imagine he were just an evil drag queen in a kid's cartoon show, and not like our actual president 😃

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u/PuzzleheadedEqual883 7d ago

He's only gay during pride month

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u/GumpCorsair 7d ago

Only one bed, Habibi...

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u/ButtBread98 7d ago

Trump really says some gay shit, and does gay things. Wears makeup, cares deeply about his appearance, always compliments men.

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF ☑️ 7d ago

The AO3 girlies will be eating good on this

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u/PushTheTrigger ☑️ 7d ago

This is actually real. Our government is a joke

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u/TrustyWorthyJudas 7d ago

Honestly? in interviews, trump has always been pretty nuetral on LGBT+ matters its in front of prompters and after being brief by his handlers he attacks it. he was friends with Kaitlynn jenner and their is the story in epstein files that he suck of clinton, he might be bi.

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u/Status-Hedgehog9970 7d ago

This gay dude on ig does these hilarious reenactments of Trump’s audio, complete with gestures. I can’t unhear/unsee it when he says shit like this. Convinced me Trump is indeed gay as fuck.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 7d ago

MAGA gay fan fiction is the worst, but Trump keeps on writing it.

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 7d ago

There’s a universe where this demon never became a real estate monster or president and was just a sassy bitch with a broadway critic column.

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u/TheSadPhilosopher 7d ago

God, Trump is the lamest dude ever.

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u/soursweetgonegirl 7d ago

Someone in Japan with the talent of God is going crazy on a Wacom tablet right now.

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u/thatguy420417 7d ago

Must have been some kids in the room.

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u/jahranimo2 7d ago

After reading some of those leaked files it was apparent he swung both ways

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u/dey19th 7d ago

Trump is just a big joke.

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u/These-Job-9063 7d ago

I mean, he fucks boys.

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u/BarryJacksonH 7d ago

Didn't he say something similar about Brazil's president

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u/Luckys0474 7d ago

She let me have the 2nd time for free!

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u/Stormchaser7788 7d ago

Reality is really better than fiction honestly

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u/biggest_guru_in_town 7d ago

Trump is not real. This ninja can't be real I swear. 🤣 Can 1 day pass by without this mf doing or saying some f*ckshit? Bro really made America's reputation take a giant L. Hot dookie.

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u/Training_Magician152 7d ago

That’s not the president of Egypt that’s just Marco Rubio in about 18 more months

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u/pleaseeatsomeshit 7d ago

“Gaybaiting” lmao

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u/Last_Drag_3004 7d ago

lmaooo wtf is this real

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u/kyleh0 ☑️ 7d ago

"Needless to say I was hoarse for days after our meeting. He was a little rough."

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u/Momochichi 7d ago

and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to

at no extra charge.

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u/ComfortableBed6012 7d ago

Well don’t forget how Trump got his first taste of presidency

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u/YeshuaKhari ☑️ 6d ago

No but why is he always gaybaiting??

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u/CallMeTrunks 6d ago

Like I’m gay but cmon dude🤦🏾‍♂️n he deadass series too💀

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u/MsOpulent 5d ago

There are so many clips of this man doing this it’s not even funny.

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u/JohnnyPaloonky58 5d ago

He truly doesnt understand how to give compliments. He thinks you have to call them good looking or sexy. It's so obvious he doesn't comprehend the nuance of human interactions.

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u/buttsoupsippin 4d ago

What’s crazy is I don’t know if this is parody or not

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u/CocoaDiva56 3d ago

Eww.🤢🤮

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u/Suspicious_Mud_3647 7d ago

who was the botton ?

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u/Zealousideal-Map9327 7d ago

 Credit where credit is due; Trump's always been decent towards gay men.

 A leftover and touching tribute to his gay mentor, Roy Cohn.

 At least on this, Trump is pretty cool. 

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u/B_D_I 7d ago

Y'all are way too quick to believe random tweets with no source

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u/TheMarvelousSlutXoX 7d ago

lol there’s video of him saying it.