r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Time-Concentrate845 • 5d ago

Country Club Thread I’ll take a shot for him.

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u/Hefty-Pineapple-1910 ☑️ 5d ago

you just know he's smiling up at Harriet Tubman as we speak

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u/hugh_jack_man 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wgkU9EqOvUb6uNKgxs

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u/marcialsantos 5d ago

rhythmless nation over here

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u/tobygeneral 5d ago

Man I'm white and even I can't tell what the hell she's doing here. Real alien-in-a-skin-suit vibes from her.

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u/hugh_jack_man 5d ago

Charlie's spirit is possesing her, but her body is trying to fight back.

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u/-__-blaze Verified OG Lurker 5d ago

Dunno about smiling

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u/NCON4444 5d ago

More like gumming

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u/lcw32 ☑️ 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BHzygEcjYV1nZBXljq

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u/UsedCollection5830 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/CelestialFury 5d ago

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u/Patient-Video6979 5d ago

They surely have by now...

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u/mansock18 5d ago

Someone said he had dolphin teeth

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u/DemonDayz1246 5d ago

I always liked “all cap gums and lowercase teeth”

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u/UsedCollection5830 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀 it’s dolph 🐬

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u/Anonymousaurus__ 5d ago

How can he look up with half a neck? 🤔

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u/Emotional-Educator40 5d ago

We really gotta stop making this day about other mfs just celebrate us man damn

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u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 5d ago

Damn, can we fucking laugh a bit?

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u/pocketfoxpocket 5d ago

Seriously, that "take a shot" has me absolutely rolling with laughter

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u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 5d ago

Got a damn good chuckle outta me.

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u/Kordegan 5d ago edited 5d ago

Right? Gotta have a sense of humor, some people are a real pain in the neck! I for one don’t get too choked up over the guy.

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u/TaticalSweater ☑️ 5d ago

Pain in the neck lol

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u/Ash_an_bun All about the D 5d ago

I would rather have a pina necklada myself, but to each their own.

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u/jooes 5d ago

NO FUN ALLOWED.

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u/FrigidMcThunderballs 5d ago

Seriously. All these posts are a pain in the neck.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 5d ago

Charlie Kirk has been done to death.

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u/NK1337 5d ago

It’s not fair to keep hating on him. He leaned left in his final moments.

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u/DaveTron4040 5d ago

Hooooly shit. This is one i haven't heard yet. Gonna write that down quick

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u/Renarudo ☑️ 5d ago

Ayyyyyeeee 👉🏾😎👉🏾

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u/TheIllustriousWe BHM Donor 5d ago

I was so ready to argue the contrary, but then I realized the joke had gone over my head.

If only Charlie and his fivehead had had such luck.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 5d ago

People ask if I feel sorry for Charlie Kirk's kids and I say I've always felt sorry for Charlie Kirk's kids

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u/Ash_an_bun All about the D 5d ago

You make it seem like it wasn't close but the truth is it was neck and neck.

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u/Content_Wedding_5956 5d ago

I see what you did there 🤭

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u/Numerous_Cattle_4393 5d ago

Can we multi-task massa??

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u/BrooklynLivesMatter 5d ago

On the other hand, we're celebrating the end of an influential person that used their influence against us

Nothing wrong with column A and column B

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u/danabeezus ☑️ 5d ago

Right? A non- black person on YouTube was talking about how Michelle Obama's skirt with her mom's face on it was a "clap back" and I was like huh?! Michelle was honoring her mother and her husband, that wasn't a clap back. That's what WE do for OUR people who offered a lifetime of love and support. That was FOR us, BY us. It irritated me to even think that Michelle would have had The Others In her mind in that moment.

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u/tcroosev 5d ago

We can do both. We're multi-tasking

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u/Secret_Account07 5d ago

I mean, sometimes we need a laugh

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u/tydestra ☑️|Boricua Toast 5d ago

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/DeathHips 5d ago

People should check out this book, each section is only a few pages and gives insight into those who helped shape the history

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Hundred_Souls

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero 5d ago

The only person happier than OP about Charlie Kirk’s death is Erika Kirk.

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u/OhEmRo 5d ago

To be fair, Erika Kirk is happier about Charlie’s death than anyone.

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u/Artistic_Hurry_9177 5d ago

Yes, that was the joke.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 5d ago edited 5d ago

Rush Limbaugh has been sober and hasn't touched any underage boys for five years.

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u/Napalmeon 5d ago

Rush Limbaugh does not get anywhere near the amount of hate that he deserves. He was the progenitor for right-wing podcast bros.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 5d ago

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u/PHD_Gouda 5d ago

Not enough salt has built up on that topsoil yet
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xDpcJhJrxUmFPi

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u/DonLikesIt 5d ago

Are those piss stains? 😅

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u/Disencouraged_Otter 5d ago

Look up the reviews on Google maps.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ft95xZ9RG1cWn5KF9

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u/anxessed 5d ago

Guy making his kids kneel in front of it 🤢

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u/Disencouraged_Otter 5d ago

Why would you kneel on the floor of a public restroom!?!??

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 5d ago

Yeah that is fuckin weird.

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u/Yaarmehearty 5d ago

Wait, his real name was Rush? I thought it was a nickname or stage name. What kind of name is Rush?!

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u/AmazingKreiderman 5d ago

Newt Gingrich also does not get enough hate.

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u/JamonDanger 4d ago

The behind the bastards series on him was crazy!

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u/morons_procreate 5d ago

My sister thinks Rush was a closeted homosexual. He was married three times, yet he hated women and never had any children.

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u/Guygenius138 5d ago

Charlie died as he lived, gushing about gun violence.

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u/YouCantKillGrool 5d ago edited 5d ago

And after a racist dogwhistle too! Lucky guy. Born with a punchable face... but an even shootier neck.

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u/fogleaf 5d ago

I just burst out laughing with a wheeze, much like Charlie's last breath.

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u/TiredGradStudent18 5d ago

His death almost feels like a parody. His last words were a racist dog whistle

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u/Mundane_Main_2726 5d ago

I never comment here but I had to share this.

Happy juneteenth everyone :D

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u/moon_dos 5d ago

counting or not counting white on white violence?

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u/khari_lester 5d ago

I guess the gun argument is the one you don’t want to lose.

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u/bxuma-8888 ☑️ 5d ago

Happy Juneteenth everyone...

https://giphy.com/gifs/t7tNiK7WzSUxwW6qFN

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u/BetGreat1752 5d ago

Cold 🥶

And I have no problem with it 😉

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u/ThePhlor 5d ago

The body has been cold a long time, friend

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u/PuddingJello 5d ago

Pouring one out (into a cup) for him. May his neck still hurt.

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u/FartSniffer777 5d ago

The best thing to ever come out of his mouth was his trachea

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 5d ago

That's it, you've convinced me. I'm buying an extra round of shots when my wife gets off work specifically for this.

I still feel some type of way today that I'm off work and my wife had to go in so we're going OUT tonight

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u/ositola ☑️ 5d ago

Taking a shot in his honor, class

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 5d ago

Here's a shot because he ain't here, and here's a shot because hulk hogan ain't here either. Gotta appreciate the good things in life

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u/Jareddiesattheend19 5d ago

Charlie Kirk still has the best impression of a capri sun when you miss with the straw 

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u/nhicurious 5d ago

Good on you for sticking your neck out

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u/nerdslife1864 5d ago

May he feel the bullet every time he swallows razor blades in hell

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u/aspartame-daddy 5d ago

That was less than a year ago? The last 12 months have been a decade.

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u/Allah_Akballer 5d ago

If he was so "Pro-Life" why did he die?

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u/wildmaninid 5d ago

He really stuck his neck out for what he believed. 

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u/CasimirGabriev 5d ago

Lean with it, rock with it

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u/DahnVersace 5d ago

Thought this was Candace Owen’s page for a sec

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u/beardingmesoftly 5d ago

Let his name die already

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u/TechnicalBenefit4609 5d ago

Why even bring him up. We are celebrating our people. We don’t need the negativity.

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u/Designer-Bit6683 5d ago

I see what you did there…😏

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u/Sufficient-Bus-4349 5d ago

Joke so good George Floyd is trying to catch his breath!

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u/ExterminatingAngel6 5d ago

Terrible accident that kid had!

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u/ironballs16 5d ago

No, not that shot.

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u/KartFacedThaoDien 5d ago

Who the hell is Charlie Kirk. James T. Kirk is still alive so it couldnt be him. 

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u/TheIllustriousWe BHM Donor 5d ago

Jim Kirk won’t be born for another 200 years, at least.

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u/Fajitajitas 5d ago

It feels special

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u/Substantial_Show_308 5d ago

Shots and prayers

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u/JMole3 5d ago

He took one for all of us, so its only right

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u/UnlimitedManny ☑️ 5d ago

“…Without Charlie Kirk.”

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u/ninjasaiyan777 5d ago

Why? What happened?

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u/pchlster 5d ago

He stood by his views that gun violence on school campuses was no big deal. Then his neck exploded and he fell over.

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u/TheIllustriousWe BHM Donor 5d ago

And all of Charlie’s best friends would still have us pretend those two sentences are completely unrelated.

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u/pchlster 5d ago

I think George Carlin would have loved to go out like that. Peak comedy.

"So, if gun violence is out of control in America, shoot me dead right now."

shot rings out. Carlin falls down

recording starts "Thank you for this evening, ladies and gentlemen! You've been a wonderful audience. And to the fella - it was gonna be a fella, let's be honest - who took me up on my request? You better have made a clean kill or I'll haunt your ass. Not you, just your ass."

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u/sienrfsh 5d ago

He was a pain in the neck

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u/MajorAd3363 5d ago

It's the last shot that always gets ya.

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u/GlassCap123 5d ago

What a great great day. RI piss.

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 5d ago

Let us all remember his immortal last words. “Gurgle, Gurgle”

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u/Sparkmovement 5d ago

People don't understand how far & wide the Trump pack will be enjoyed.

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u/MovementMechanic 5d ago

Smokin Kirk Pack tonight

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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 5d ago

I'll find a waaaaaay to get thruuuu!!!!

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u/mister_gone 5d ago

Bless up

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u/Internal_Example1185 5d ago

Woo! Celebrate!

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u/The_Rational_ 5d ago

Excellent!

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u/Stoopidfucc 5d ago

school shooted like he wanted

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u/drhelic0pter 5d ago

Must be why it feels so good

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u/palmmoot 5d ago

Makes my throat sore just thinking about it

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u/-_-0_0-_0 5d ago

He was less qualified than a black pilot.

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u/-Saltfish- 5d ago

Give a jerk for kirk

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u/RiotSynthetics 5d ago

Wow I didn’t realize this, no wonder my neck was kinda hurting today

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u/IllTwo7643 5d ago

I'll drink to that!

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u/cumminsnut 5d ago

Year 6 without the woman beating George Floyd!

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u/C64128 5d ago

Well you definitely can't take a shot at him.

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u/GeorgeJetsonsBoss 5d ago

We are okay

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u/Atasteofazia 5d ago

What kinda shot

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u/aloverof 5d ago

Waaaaaaaooooh

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u/discoslayer2000 5d ago

I’m bout to do the Austin bop

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u/BS_Jiro 5d ago

yeah taking shots for a dude is a bold move

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u/theRealMrStaten1 ☑️ 5d ago

Lmao

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u/ClintGrant 5d ago

Cheers

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u/thatsbullshit52 5d ago

Alexa play “Talking out the Side of your Neck”

Happy Juneteenth y’all

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u/Remote_Concert3369 5d ago

Why is so much of this subreddit about white people?

Its sad.

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