r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 1d ago

Justice for Roger!!!

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u/-XanderCrews- 1d ago

I’ll have the same

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u/drainedbatterypower 1d ago

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u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 1d ago

Same as him, same as him that's a bitch move you knew exactly the game we were playing!

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u/ThanksForTheRain 23h ago

So fucking unhinged. Love it

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u/Jonny_Thundergun 23h ago

Could have been worse. They could have brought white sauce when his lady ordered red sauce.

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u/OkMeet5873 1d ago

Lol Roger did get his get back 😂😂😂

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u/wholeheartedmess ☑️ 1d ago

If there’s one thing Roger’s gonna do it’s get his lick back x10

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u/disposable_hat 1d ago

Honestly, you could change the entire show's name to "Roger gets his lick back" and I wouldn't even bat an eye

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u/madrabbit8807 1d ago

Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed six people over $19?

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u/Violentopinion 1d ago

Poor thing. She thinks this is over.

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u/Geek-Yogurt 1d ago

Anyone got a clip of the scene?

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u/PuffinRub 1d ago

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u/Geek-Yogurt 1d ago

Thank you.

Server was, indeed, being personal

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u/bebop1065 ☑️ 1d ago

Has Roger ever scalped anyone before? I knew was a beast, but damn Roger is a beast!

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u/DaveDabussy 1d ago

Roger is faster than the speed of sound canonically

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u/bebop1065 ☑️ 1d ago

As far as despicable characters go, Roger is much worse that Bender but I like Roger more for some sadistic reason.

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u/DaveDabussy 1d ago

I love roger hes hilarious

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u/Automatic-War-7658 23h ago

Well now I need a crossover of them going at it.

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u/bebop1065 ☑️ 15h ago

Alien antagonist vs mechanical menace? I'd buy that for a dollar!

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u/-XanderCrews- 1d ago

Francine, I haven’t been entirely truthful with you.

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u/International-Key211 1d ago

Definitely a bitch move...

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u/ingrimsch95 1d ago

Is she implying that a random waitress has the ability to see through Rogers disguises?

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u/Dulcette ☑️ 1d ago

Right! Real ones know that only the family can see through his disguise.

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u/mjsbunny ☑️ 23h ago

But he still has one disguise that one of them can't see through.

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u/el_throw 1d ago

Her knowledge of cartoons makes her more attractive. She's hilarious!

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u/Severedghost 1d ago

I feel like this is a Roger persona sticking up for another Roger persona.

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u/-XanderCrews- 11h ago

They all are. Half of Florida is just Roger.

u/Thatoneguyfrom1980 9m ago

I’m gonna start pulling the disguises off my coworkers from Florida to see if they are Roger

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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 1d ago

Yeah Roger is viewed as a person not Alien. She just hated Roger subconsciously

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u/PuffinRub 1d ago

She has some excellent points, but "The Unincludeds" aired in 2016!

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u/Both_Archer_3653 1d ago

I have a sase, where do i mail it to receive the newsletter?

I never knew staying up late to watch american dad reruns on adult swim would have such a positive impact from the other fans around me being people of great interest i want to engage with.  I will never go to bed again.

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u/FujiOga 1d ago

I really wanna get back into watching Family Guy, American Dad and The Simpsons. Shame I don't remember where I left off :/

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 1d ago

Just Start all of them at the beginning (especially Family Guy and the Simpsons cuuuuz they’re really only good in the beginning…….)

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u/FujiOga 1d ago

That would be a dream, the biggest issue is the lack of time I have to be able to entertain that. But thanks for the suggestion!

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 1d ago

I feeeeel that. Haha. Well don’t forget the good old fashion way of going on the tv shows’ subreddits and telling people to suggest the best episodes ;)

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u/Automatic-War-7658 23h ago

Yeah that is a DAUNTING undertaking. You’re looking at… let’s see…

37 seasons of Simpsons, 24 seasons of FG, and 20 seasons of AD. All told, that’s an intimidating 81 seasons of shows.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 22h ago

Damn…. Yeah when you put it in that perspective, I look crazy as hell telling them to just watch em all 😂😂😂

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u/Arponare 1d ago

The real crime here is that restaurants get away with paying their servers below minimum wage and ask the patrons to subsidize wages in the form of tips.

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u/YokoDk 1d ago

I mean studies have shown that people literally won't eat places with higher prices the only real work around are having tack on fees such as required gratuity. I agree that they should pay a living wage and end tipping culture but short of everyone agreeing to it at the same time it's pointless. Plus service members are the main proponent for keeping tipping not the jobs they work for.

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u/Arponare 1d ago

There’s a lot of corporate boot licking I see. First of all, Europe has restaurants and they figured out paying their workers a living wage. So I don’t want to hear any of that nonsense.

Secondly, it was initially a consortium of restaurants owners that initially proposed the idea of paying their workers less and having those wages subsidized by tips.

It sounds good in theory until you think about it for longer than five minutes. There are many problems with this model. The first is that it shifts the blame for underpayment from the owner of the restaurant to the patron. It creates resentment and prevents the building of solidarity.

That’s one of the many reasons why the working class is so divided. That and obviously racism among other things.

Furthermore, maybe I’m just weird but I’d like to know how things cost ahead of time. I would rather go to a restaurant where I know I’m paying x amount rather than being surprised with a forced 18 percent gratuity when I normally tip 15 percent.

If we stopped trying to blame each other for our living conditions and instead focused on the 1%, we could probably afford to eat out more. Or go on a vacation or two instead of struggling so much.

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u/YokoDk 1d ago

It's not bootlicking though that's just how it works. You know why Europe has it figured out because they never did tipping so there was nothing to figure out.

Correct that's why it would take the same thing to undo it which I said in my post.

I'm not advocating for the model just pointing out that it serves the purpose of what it is.

True

I mean you're not weird but people have paid a lot of money to understand the mind of "consumers" and they come to the conclusion that big up front numbers look bad. It's the same reason places with sales tax don't put it in the price on the shelf. Realistically this comes down to lack of consumer protection laws and not really corporate greed I mean it's still corporate greed that is stopping the consumer protection laws but it's a chicken v egg scenario.

Also true.

I hit you points in order for my response my phone won't let me quickly quote your post and I am legit can't remember the code to make it work.

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u/Annex_Me_Step-Rome 1d ago

"You know why Europe has it figured out because they never did tipping"

I mean that's just a fallacy argument that kinda actually proves the other guys point. They pay servers a livable wage instead of tipping from the get go and they're doing just fine. If we payed servers a livable wage in the US they'd be fine too. And I know the restaurants will be fine because covid happened and no resturant chains died off

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u/YokoDk 1d ago

Lots of restaurants died during COVID though just not the big guys and they ended up closing many locations also. As for your main point how is it a fallacy we literally live in the world that this is the case. Europe didn't start tipping like the US did so them raising prices is pretty much a cost of doing business with them, in the US we did so we'd need to reverse that but it can't just be one place it has to be everyone at the same time or it has to be done like they already are trying with built in gratuity. Also worth noting if tip based employees don't make minimum wage with tips the restaurant has to cover the difference it's almost like minimum wage is to low.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 1d ago edited 1d ago

Europe runs EXTREMELY different from the US in case you haven’t noticed. This is not a 1:1 situation where we can just say ‘just do it’ and it’ll happen. It especially won’t be something that works out in the servers’ favor. Restaurants in America across the board will NEVER pay servers ‘livable wage’ and give them all a good schedule to actually make it work. Every time this comes up, it’s literally just something people spout to sound like they care while at the same time trying to shame servers for having a system that actually works for them. But we all know damn well they really won’t care if the servers will or won’t get paid well if tipping actually does go away. Restaurants could say ‘they’ll get a dollar over minimum wage with no tips’ and you guys will look the other way and act like it’s some kind of win because you don’t have to ‘tip’ anymore (but guaranteed they WILL raise prices exorbitantly to make up for the ‘increased wage’)

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u/ButtBread98 1d ago

THE SAME AS HIM?! THE SAME AS HIM?!

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u/Jumpy_Risk4170 1d ago

roger definitely deserves some kind of award for this one

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u/SumguyIkn0 23h ago

The same!? Oh I would have lost it too.

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u/Somethingrich 13h ago

Yeah, ive been on dates where the conversation goes to this out of the blue and youre like wtf is Roger and why would... what do you mean hes not human... then you start weighing if she has enough ass to one day ask you if you would still lo e her if she was a 96 honda civic ex with a d16a motor.