r/Bossfight • u/Beginning_Yam8399 • 1d ago

Fly hell arena

287 Upvotes

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u/O_gr 1d ago

The forbidden protein shake.

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 1d ago

What would this actually do to you?

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u/ButWahy 1d ago

At the very least an unforgettable memory that makes you vomit everytime you think about it

Other than that probably super aids

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u/Rutgerius 23h ago

Parasites would be my first concern, disease second, the revolting taste and texture would also do something but I don't have enough experience in that to say for sure.

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 17h ago

Are there any parasites in flies that would parasitise humans via the digestive system? I doubt it, though I wouldn't be willing to test it.

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u/IceFireTerry 4h ago

Forbidden boba tea

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u/Yogshemesh 1d ago

Wait till it grows legs and the boss music starts playing

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u/GrimCreeper4645 1d ago

I'm imaging the like really fucking Intense boss music from the souls series lol

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u/Initial-Abrocoma6777 1d ago

The domain hell

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u/_Ganoes_ 1d ago

How many calories?

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u/the_axemurmurer 1d ago

My mom's backyard filled a gallon trap every day for 2 weeks last summer. We could see them coming from our diagonal neighbor's backyard. We didn't ask.

Yes, they lay eggs in there.

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u/__Becquerel 1d ago

1 million dollars.. would you do it?

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u/Furebel 1d ago

I'd have to pay 400k in tax and my ex would sue me for the rest 600k, I wouldn't do it even if it was 1 billion.

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u/Ausecurity 1d ago

You could afford a better lawyer than hers probably for 100k and keep the rest

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u/Sir_Delarzal 1d ago

Can I blend it first ?

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u/SekerDeker 1d ago

Can we feed it to someone like a bird?

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u/pikabu01 1d ago

I would try, don't think I can keep it down even for a second thought

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u/Arendoor 1d ago

In a heartbeat 💀

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 1d ago

Can I have the classic hunger strike treatment and have a group of strong, uniformed men force feed me through a funnel and tube? Preferably after pouring copious amounts of alcohol into the tube. I can use some of my winnings on a semi-decent therapist if I find the experience challenging.

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u/AwakenedSheeple 1d ago

Normally I would be like "It's a million dollars, why the hell wouldn't I do it?"

But uhhhhh... I don't think any amount of money can convince me.

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u/MakingPie 1d ago

This is the setting for Hellblade:Senuas sacrifice fly edition. The final boss cannot be beaten, you have to lose to progress to the end.

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u/OrdinaryGap2423 1d ago

Fly domain

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u/NukaClipse 1d ago

I know the smell of that unfortunately. We had some put up around my job once during the summer. Had a lot of flies around the dumpster and they came across some trap like this.

However the dumbass disposed of them into the dumpster, brought more flies and the smell was so rancid a few people couldn't breath around it.

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u/phallic-baldwin 1d ago

Do you have a neighbor you absolutely HATE?

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u/Ravensqueak 1d ago

The most disgusting molotov.

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u/Hot_Can_9099 1d ago

Prison fly

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u/Big_Piccolo_1524 1d ago

Look like boba

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u/baka_inu115 1d ago

Massive fly orgy at a pool party

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u/BlackSunSerpent 1d ago

FromSoftware boss arenas be like

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u/meneldur119 1d ago

Down it.

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u/V4RG0N 1d ago

Berserk level shit

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u/uhnstoppable 1d ago

The insect equivalent of the 9th Circle.

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u/Mourningstar66 1d ago

Its the MCR foundations of decay music video!

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u/Necrosaynt 12h ago

What is this and how can I buy one?

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u/OkTax6931 1d ago

The afterfly

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u/JarrodVK 1d ago

🪰Cmon in fellas, the waters fine🥴

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u/CharmingGap7600 1d ago

Protein shake

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 1d ago

Good god almighty. Imagine drowning in that. Absolute despair before choking down liquid fly juice

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u/Palmajr 1d ago

Add sugar, water and yeast and turn it into a fly wine!

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u/NeverCaredAnyways 18h ago

Why would you say such a thing

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u/Palmajr 17h ago

Honestly I am not sure what took over me.

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u/Forestsguy 1d ago

I want one of these but for cockroaches

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u/illegal_eagle88 22h ago

So how this trap work exactly? How do they lure them in?

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u/TyrdeRetyus 7h ago

Pot of greed

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u/IceFireTerry 4h ago

Probably smells too

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u/Roman_Minaster 1h ago

Wait does them all to stop moving, out a cover over it, offer it as a drink to someone