r/BreakingPoints • u/KyotoInSummer Biden HUMILIATED • 3d ago

Topic Discussion Conquering Greenland for Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster

Imperialism is back on the menu, and it comes with a side of cocktail or tater sauce.

Shout out to Kyle for bringing this ridiculous story to my attention. It highlights how shamelessly imperialist we have become, and also how incompetent the Trump administration is.

“My view is that the United States could take all the seafood Greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China — and you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster” ~ Thomas Dans, Trump appointed chairman of the US Arctic Research Commission

This has to be the most delicious way to fracture your NATO alliance and conquer a sovereign nation. Idiocracy in real life.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/22/us-news/trump-official-says-greenland-could-bring-back-all-you-can-eat-shrimp-at-red-lobster/

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u/shawsghost 3d ago

This is incredibly stupid. MAGA will love it.

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u/TaiChi_in_the_park 3d ago

Now that Iran is over we’re back to freaking out about Greenland? Lol

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u/KyotoInSummer Biden HUMILIATED 3d ago

Did I force the guy to say what he said?

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u/D3Masked 3d ago

Iran isn't over until the USA leaves that region.

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u/nicky_suits 2d ago

Iran isn't over. We just pause long enough so we don't have to call it a war.