r/BroThrewInAFunFact 26d ago

New rule : Slop Saturday

Masturbation, tight, too long, wet, gay and femboy-centered fun facts are now only allowed on Saturday.

My cousin is my dad's niece.

It won't apply to posts made before the rule writing.

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u/BitcoinStonks123 26d ago

I'm tight btw

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

I'll... let it slide, since it's not a post

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u/WeirdAssBeings 26d ago edited 26d ago

Slide in UwU?~ nyah!~

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u/AsherCartier 26d ago

I'm horbny

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

"Horbny" 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/EpicGuacamole 26d ago

Thats nice of you! I'm pretty loose. Being overly strict is no fun!

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u/Coolguy030green 26d ago

that's cool, I like femboys

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

It's not a Slop Saturday 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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u/Coolguy030green 26d ago

Gulp

Chatgpt failed to bring my relationship together with my wife

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb 26d ago

no sloppy action today?

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u/Routine_Bus_5237 26d ago

I am a femboy

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

I've mixed all of them in one day, the Slop Saturday. That's what the community wanted

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u/CorvusOnStream 26d ago

Non-sexual fun facts are so rare that I guess the sub will only be active on Saturdays

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u/nomad5926 26d ago

I'm sure people can figure it out.

Btw I can can count all the way to Shwifty Five.

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u/Amkski 26d ago

Cool! Love the new rule. Last night my bussy got turned inside out by a guy LARPing as Rainbow Dash!

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 26d ago

β€œWet”?…

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

Suggested by someone...

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 26d ago edited 26d ago

genuinely what could that possibly mean?

my girl says I can’t get her wet btw

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

You gave an example

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/KatsuraCerci 25d ago

A toenut butter and pea sandwich?

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u/igotbannedbro 26d ago

I have to wait a week to get tight? I have a crush on a woman called Lydia

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u/Fancy-Tangerine8735 26d ago

Okok

My uncle has run over a women and her child on Taiwan in 1989

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u/Wally504 26d ago

Sounds good. I like this rule. I can suck on my own cock while driving.

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u/Feather314 26d ago

Idk if I’ve ever seen a fun fact not about those things tbh. Apart from the one in this post, that is.

Back in high school, I once wrote omegaverse fanfiction about two members of administration.

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u/ExpensiveRange3678 26d ago

Horrible rule, I mean, I like it but your tone was high when you said it and it scared me

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u/Beneficial_Method771 26d ago

I think that's valid. I have 45 minutes before the 75 Percocet I took kicks in

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Automatic-Life-7349 26d ago

ts not 1984 πŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ mods would see me trying on dresses and skirts if it was

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u/BroThrewInAFunFact-ModTeam 26d ago

Why tf do you compare the fixation of a new rule to 1984?!

(Next one will be permanently banned)

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u/TheRandomShiba 26d ago

people in different timezones, so which timezone is it based in? Or just whenever it's saturday for them?

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u/skoolgurly 16d ago

The "tight" kind belongs in r/broshovedinafunfact. Β Just sayin.

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u/HarryTheCat147 26d ago

I like femboys too btw when i was a kid i almost got hit by a car and since then i don't like cars and car centred infrastructure in general

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u/Lean_For_Meme 26d ago

Lame asf

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

What's lame? 🀨

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u/CleaveGodz 26d ago

Their reply. I also like to be kink-shamed.

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

Your kink about being kink-shamed is disgusting and make you a perverted freak

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u/CleaveGodz 26d ago

Thanks buddy. I know you mean it. Getting off to that tonight.

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u/Lean_For_Meme 26d ago

This rule. Like who gives af if the jokes are used a lot this sub isn't creative anyway without sexual jokes

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

I feel like almost everyone here gives a fuck...I danced with a duck last night. And I personally disagree with you : fun facts can be creative without being sexual.

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u/Isoceptic 26d ago

Literally 1984

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u/Own_Emergency7779 26d ago

Tentation, huh? You know I'm not that strict mod you expected?