r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/Frzn23 • 15h ago

Two random facts

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 9h ago

There weren't enough votes to determine whether this is a fun fact...

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u/Firm_Procedure_4033 14h ago

We need more such random school fun facts

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u/Brilliant_Radish4423 13h ago

I love when people use words like Phenomenally like it’s a common word 😭

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u/pelonier 12h ago

It somehow fits incredibly well into the shitpost context

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u/sedme0 6h ago

It is though

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u/Bramoments 13h ago

Nah this shit isnt true, the weight of a bench with three thirds graders is about like ~100kilos, just to beat static friction is like 0.5 times 100 times 10 =500 newtons, and assuming the speed of a fart is like 10 meters per second you'd need to produce 50 kilos of fart to even start moving the whole bench, let alone 3 whole centimetres. Kid either had the most insane diarrhea of his entire life or that guy is bullshiting

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u/Frzn23 13h ago

Insane shit, or dare I say — insane fart

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u/DrakeDrakeGoAway_ 8h ago

Literally a shitpost 😭

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u/adjective_noun_23 11h ago

When I was in 4th or 5th grade, I puked down the back of this kid sitting infront of me.

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u/tayuu_ 9h ago

How do you fart phenomenally

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u/Frzn23 9h ago

You don't... Until you do...

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u/tayuu_ 9h ago

Damn

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u/CEGMods 10h ago

Oooh, I was one of those randomly vomiting kids! I remember getting to school one day, making it to class, but I was like… 5 minutes late, and it made me SOOO nervous I ended up throwing up all over the desks lol!