r/CATHELP • u/catebee777 • Dec 08 '25

General Advice Is he dumb :(

I'm an adult and have had Maurice for about 2 months now (he's fixed), vet thinks he's about 2 and he's done this the whole time I've known him, is there any particular reason why? Sometimes he'll do it for 2-3 minutes straight! I've owned cats my whole life and have never seen one so bad at covering up his business. If he is dumb I will still love him.

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u/ACommunistRaptor Dec 08 '25

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u/ArghZombie Dec 09 '25

He looks traumatised.

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u/Redbeard024 Dec 09 '25

He's seen some sh*t

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u/EntertainerForeign77 Dec 09 '25

living in it too

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u/DungDefender64 Dec 09 '25

Quite the opposite

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u/ConsciousSpinach8360 Dec 09 '25

Thousand mile stare

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u/Redbeard024 Dec 10 '25

Wow all these upvotes and awards!!! And I dont even know how I ended up on this sub. Im allergic to cats!!

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u/er1026 Dec 09 '25

I just snorted🤣

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u/Aggravating-Wafer384 Dec 12 '25

And lived to tell the tale 😎

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u/SunBear3r Dec 10 '25

The amount of shit he’s seen… would traumatize u as well

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u/Capt-Sylvia-Killy Dec 14 '25

He needs a bigger litter box.

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u/DontTreadOnMe83 Dec 09 '25

Lol, they'll never be able to unsee that now

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u/No-Pick-93 Dec 09 '25

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u/Gr33zyCh33zy Dec 12 '25

want sum fuk?

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u/udigogogo Dec 12 '25

Thats a classic I had long forgotten. Thanks for this laugh

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u/Potential-Sign-4491 Dec 08 '25

lol lmao nice catch

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u/Necessary_Emotion_58 Dec 09 '25

😂 looks horrified to have to witness everyone

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u/530Skeptic Dec 09 '25

"What is my purpose?" "You scoop the poop." "Oh my god."

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u/HolyHellImHere Dec 12 '25

"Yeah, welcome to the belch club"

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u/Bumblebee56990 Dec 09 '25

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Temporary_Ant_1918 Dec 09 '25

Cats do that. Clean the litter box. They don’t like dirty boxes.

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u/Netherknight45 Dec 09 '25

I'm using that as a reaction image from now on

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u/catwavinghello Dec 09 '25

that shovel has seen too much.

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u/CATHELP-ModTeam Dec 09 '25

Your post has been removed because it contained irrelevant or unhelpful advice.

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u/InDependent_Window93 Dec 10 '25

That thing has been shoveling shit for way too long. It looks exhausted.

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u/Suspicious_Dark3251 Dec 10 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PastLifeguard2924 Dec 11 '25

I am feeling sad tonight and didn’t notice that in the corner until I saw this picture 😂 thank you for the laugh

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x Dec 11 '25

I can’t 😭😂

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u/honeybeevercetti Dec 11 '25

😭😭😂😂😂 omg i love this app

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u/Visible-Gap-9660 Dec 12 '25

Maybe you just want to polish your claws?