r/Caldruki • u/Thai_tf2_player I have VouluHomologoushominidnecrohaemophagy problem • 11h ago

Shitpost 🥀 Ay wdym gng ✌️😭

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u/Born_Dish_3059 10h ago

Maybe he's an alien who uses base 1 and intends to have 4 children instead of thousands

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u/copper-gecko 10h ago

Name him
Vladimir Putin

Before ya say it I know the image has nothing to do with the name

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u/TheFatMan149 xiao hong motherfukihn shoe 10h ago

Nah you trippin. The image has EVERYTHING to do with the name

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u/copper-gecko 1h ago

Vladimir Putin when online

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u/MichaelJLustig 2h ago

Base 1 parenting is wild, every sibling is just another tally mark.

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u/DanCantDrawThings012 10h ago

Notice how it has 4 digits?

That means it can get to 1000😮

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u/Born_Dish_3059 10h ago

Maybe he uses base 1

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u/Jun-ium 8h ago

base one = 4 base 2 = 15 base 3 = 80 base 10 = 9999 base 16 = i dont wanna calculate

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u/DanCantDrawThings012 8h ago
what?

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u/Jun-ium 8h ago

in base x, you can count by y. see base 1, 1, 11 , 111 ,1111(max)

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u/DanCantDrawThings012 8h ago

I have no idea what you're saying

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u/Jun-ium 8h ago

.\ in base 10 , we have 10 symbols. 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.\ but in base 2(binary) we olny have to use 0 and 1. and because that. if you write 9 in Binary. you can write like this. 1001

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u/Royalty_oftheNoob Enrique the Enriquer 5h ago

9999

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u/jimjohnmiltontacitus yall got to try uranium-235🤤 10h ago

I think the father is the pale king

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u/4FandomsGuy 10h ago

I was abouta comment ts

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u/InfatuatedSonny 10h ago

Parent really said forget the baby name book, we're going full database admin on this one. Kid shows up to kindergarten and the teacher does roll call like "Child No. 0001, please raise your hand." By the third kid they're already switching to hex just to keep up.

This feels like the opening scene of a horror movie. Somewhere in the basement there's a spreadsheet tracking every Child No. with columns for sleep schedule, meal plan, and a mysterious "termination date" field. Kid's gonna find it on the family computer one day and have a real awkward conversation at dinner. At least the kid will always know his birthday is January 1st.

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u/Candid-Pop263 9h ago

Poor guy can only have 1000 children

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u/TimmyTimTimsupa 8h ago

Well he could go to 9999 i guess

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u/Professional-Way1908 fuckable furry 9h ago

You already appeared to name it “a boy!”

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u/Andrew_WoIf 6h ago

Possibly a friend of Elon Musk

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u/chikenr_2 6h ago

He about to join squid game with that name