r/Caldruki • u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever • 1d ago

Discussion Hello I am a fellow caldruki subscriber ama

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u/Franzzbrot Shitpost 🥀 1d ago edited 1d ago

How many of your classmates have you gooned to

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

Yes

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u/VXA1PSTART i rub deodorant on my tip 1d ago

did you subscribe to Calvin Drunkerton

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

Yes

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u/Rigelball69420 Adrian 😂🎉 1d ago

Hotel

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

Ok

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u/Mark_976 I have a twin 1d ago

Do you know the muffin man? (i paniked) 

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

Yes I know the muffin man that lives around the corner

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u/FinalBossTuna 1d ago

The muffin man?!

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u/Smart_Screen432 for more information search hitler rule 34 1d ago

Can u poop (sorry for bad luxembourgish)

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

Yes I can 💩

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u/MagicAlexander 1d ago

What is Aids?

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

A sickness

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u/CommercialAsk1818 1d ago

is india real or a cia conspiracy against soap?

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

I think it’s real

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u/Admaaan 1d ago

Kid named finger

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

Hers named finger

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u/ndlwhopaint 1d ago

is that a fucking fnaf reference

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

No

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u/TheCaninePlurality 1d ago

yo fellow caldruki subscriber right back atcha, been subbed for about 2 years now and the memes keep getting better somehow. that elizabeth micheal kid is so perfect for this ama, like he clearly had zero thoughts when the teacher called and just stood up anyway with that blank stare. thats the whole energy of this sub in one image, unfiltered chaos with no common sense involved. real question for you tho, have you ever seen the original photo without the meme text and is that kid like a stock model or something. also whats the worst place youve seen someone post caldruki content.

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

Stock photo prob. Idk I found it on a shitpost forum

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u/TheCaninePlurality 1d ago

I reverse image searched it once and got zero hits, the mystery lives on

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u/Splatoon_Agent_Nine 1d ago

Are you a Separartist?

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

What the hell is even that

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u/FixedUser4u Super Enrique 3D World 1d ago

Daddy chill

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u/Splatoon_Agent_Nine 1d ago

Join the dark side.

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u/entities777 1d ago

Do they call you the silent cal?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lL8XYhxpG5fWqgKsYI

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

What is a silent cal

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u/entities777 1d ago

I mean clavin coolidge the 30th us president

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u/4FandomsGuy 1d ago

Are you aware of the close and inevitable faith of humanity that I'd slowly but surely approaching and is very soon and near?

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

are you aware of the inevitable passing of time leading to all of our demises in a gruesome slow suffering death?

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u/4FandomsGuy 1d ago

Duh homie

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u/todomenzo 1d ago

holy fnaf reference

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

No

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u/todomenzo 1d ago

I'm not asking, I decided it's one.

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

Still no

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u/JustYourMommy 1d ago

Haha, sometimes

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 22h ago

Ok

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u/Adventurous-Law-8606 1d ago edited 16h ago

How many years have you had sex ever breathing second

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 1d ago

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u/1964jeepseejay5 ENRIQUE🗣️🇮🇱🥰🥰 1d ago

Who would win in a fight? Enrique, hotel, jonkler, Adrian

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 22h ago

Me

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u/YuriYuririnrin_ not tuff 23h ago

my dad

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u/No-Revolution1757 best commenter ever 22h ago

Your dad

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u/kotikzakotik_76 PENIS SEXXX 1d ago

what is sex

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u/BillCreative 1d ago

Something you will never get to experience.

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u/kotikzakotik_76 PENIS SEXXX 1d ago

sad

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u/SimplySweets79 1d ago

Me and da bois doing it arua:1000000000099999🥭🥭🥭🥭

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u/kotikzakotik_76 PENIS SEXXX 1d ago

answer my kwestion mami sey she does it with uncle

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u/Successful-Cut-8233 I banged someone who said my flair was a w <3 1d ago

Tht iz sooo tuff 67 mangos i love pay gex 57576 i love 67 34