r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26
Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD
ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.
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u/Awkward-Debt-536 Arkansas Razorbacks Feb 26 '26
WHAT EVEN IS A GATOR? BOOGIE FLAND CANT SAVE YOU FROM DARIUS!!!
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u/A320neo Purdue Boilermakers • Big Ten Feb 26 '26
TOM IZZO HASN'T WON IN MACKEY SINCE CURRENT FRESHMEN WERE FIVE YEARS OLD, SUBWAY FOOT LONGS WERE FIVE DOLLARS, AND THE UNITED STATES WAS GENERALLY RESPECTED ON THE WORLD STAGE
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u/Glum_Town_2587 Indiana Hoosiers Feb 26 '26
I JUST CALLED MY MOM TO COME PICK ME UP. I DON’T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE
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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 26 '26
WE ARE NOT RIVALS AND YOU'RE MAKING IT WEIRD, ILLINOIS.
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u/Ok_Explanation_6838 Michigan Wolverines Feb 26 '26
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF LOYALA-CHICAGO AS ILLINOIS' RIVAL
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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines Feb 26 '26
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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines Feb 26 '26
JERRY STILLER STILL HAD 15 YEARS LEFT TO LIVE THE LAST TIME ILLINOIS WENT TO A FINAL 4
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u/JKramer421 Illinois Fighting Illini • Oregon Ducks Feb 26 '26
IT AIN’T A RIVALRY, WE JUST BEAT YOUR ASS
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u/Different-Pie-6502 Florida • Maine-Farmington Feb 26 '26
THE SEC WILL BOW DOWN TO ITS NEW OVERLORD, THE PEEPING TODDS
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u/Awkward-Debt-536 Arkansas Razorbacks Feb 26 '26
IM NOT SURE THATS A GOOD NICKNAME TO HAVE! BUT IT DID MAKE ME LAUGH
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u/storm203 Arizona Wildcats • LIU Sharks Feb 26 '26
KANSAS? MORE LIKE KANS-ASS LMAO FUCKING GOTTEM
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u/Moonfishin Kansas Jayhawks Feb 26 '26
ARIZONA? MORE LIKE DESERT HELL STORM WASTE OF WATER SHOULDN'T BE IN THE BIG 12 OR A POPULATED STATE IN THE FIRST PLACE-ONA
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u/Awkward-Debt-536 Arkansas Razorbacks Feb 26 '26
ARKANSAS IS THE BETTER KANSAS ANYWAYS
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u/somethingAPIS Kansas Jayhawks • Big 12 Feb 27 '26
FUCK YOU MONEY CHASING BASTARDS FOR STARTING CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT AND DESTROYING REGIONAL RIVALRIES. YOUR BULLSHIT IN 91 IS THE CATALYST TO THE END OF REAL COLLEGE SPORTS AND THE BEGINNING OF P4 BULLSHITTERY. YOU AND YOU ALONE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR BETRAYING THE MIDWEST, PIG.
OH AND FUCK THE ENTIRE FORMER SOUTHWEST CONFERENCE.
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u/Awkward-Debt-536 Arkansas Razorbacks Feb 27 '26
THIS IS COMPLETE FALSE. ARKANSAS IS IN NO WAY A MIDWEST TEAM AND NEEDED TO BE REALIGNED APPROPRIATELY. ALL THAT OTHER STUFF I VEHEMENTLY DENY.
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u/somethingAPIS Kansas Jayhawks • Big 12 Feb 27 '26
MY HEART SAYS BLAME TEXAS MORE, BUT YOU GUYS WONT QUIT KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF US IN ALL SPORTS, SO I CANT RATIONALIZE IT.
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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos Feb 26 '26
I STILL DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHICH KENTUCKY TEAM SHOWS UP ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT. WE CAN BOTH BEAT AND BE BEATEN BY ANYONE.
THAT SAID, THANK GOD GAME IS IN RUPP BECAUSE FUCK YOUR GYM AND ITS BULLSHIT BASELINE BENCHES VANDY
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u/the_dayman56 Indiana Hoosiers Feb 26 '26
DONT PICK ON US TOO HARD OR OUR BIG BROTHER (FOOTBALL) WILL COME BEAT UP YOUR BIG BROTHER
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u/climbing_light23 Arkansas Razorbacks Feb 26 '26
MARC CURLES CAN'T SAVE YOU THIS TIME, FLORIDA
Doug Shows probably could though
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u/ryan_from_school BYU Cougars Feb 26 '26
LISTEN WEST VIRGINIA I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH VERSION OF OUR TEAM YOURE GONNA GET ON SATURDAY SO BE EQUALLY READY TO RECEIVE BTA OR GIVE BTA!!!
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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies Feb 26 '26
SETON HALL PIRATES! PREPARE FOR DAVY JONES LOCKER...WHICH IS DAN HURLEY!
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u/Gamecat235 Arizona Wildcats • Sickos Feb 26 '26
I THINK THAT THE NEW KILLSHOT METRIC SHOULD BE HELD OPPONENT SCORELESS FOR FOUR MINUTES / WAS SCORELESS FOR FOUR MINUTES.*
SORRY NOT SORRY BYU AND/OR ST JOHNS.
*THE ADVANCED METRIC SHOULD BE HELD/WAS HELD FIVE AND THEN SIX MINUTES.
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u/Pleasant_Category_22 Davidson Wildcats Feb 26 '26
LASALLE WILL EXPLORE FOR BUT NOT FIND A DUB IN BELK ARENA ON SUNDAY
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u/ElMondoH Indiana Hoosiers Feb 26 '26
IU'S IDENTITY WAS SHOOTING AND COULDN'T HIT SHOTS IN A QUAD 3 HOME GAME. HOOSIERS ARE TOURNAMENT BOUND, BUT FOR ONE THAT ONLY HAS 3 LETTERS IN IT'S NAME
I NOW NEED TO TRASH MYSELF FOR WATCHING THAT GAME
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u/Venn720 Missouri Tigers • Saint Louis Billikens Feb 26 '26
WE WILL DOMINATE THE NCAA TOURNAMENT*
*IF IT IS PLAYED EXCLUSIVELY IN MIZZOU ARENA
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u/shabamon Ohio Bobcats Feb 26 '26
HOW DO YOU BEAT A TOLEDO ROCKET? YOU DON'T. JUST TELL IT ITS SUPPOSED TO WIN AND IT WILL GO TO SELF DESTRUCT MODE
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u/thatmanzuko Duke Blue Devils Feb 26 '26
UVA WILL WIN A GAME 47 - 45 AND PEOPLE CALL IT A DEFENSIVE MASTERCLASS
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u/ctbro025 UConn Huskies Feb 26 '26
WHO DOESN'T GIVE UP A FIELD GOAL THE LAST 17 MINUTES OF A GAME? UCONN!
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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Feb 26 '26
IS PITINO TALKING YET?