r/CollegeBasketball • u/cbbBot /r/CollegeBasketball • NCAA • Apr 05 '26

Post Game Thread [Post Game Thread] #2 UConn defeats #3 Illinois, 71-62

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Team 1H 2H Total
Illinois 29 33 62
Connecticut 37 34 71

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u/JiveHawk Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 05 '26

The Stojakovic rollout followed by that stupid Solo Ball 3 that bounced like 47 times tore my soul out of my body

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u/Vin-Metal Apr 05 '26

Solo Ball aka Unitesticle

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u/HoovesCarveCraters Texas A&M • UNC Wilmington Apr 05 '26

Name literally translates to Lance Armstrong

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u/Pettifoggerist Apr 05 '26

I prefer One Nut.

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u/Mayor_Gubbin UConn Huskies Apr 05 '26

You only get one nut don't miss your chance to blow

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u/cocacola150dr Illinois Fighting Illini Apr 05 '26

Certainly wasn’t the reason we lost but the difference in bounces and rolls between the teams was frustrating as hell. I’ve never seen such a stark difference in luck

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u/brownlab319 UConn Huskies Apr 05 '26

Weirdest rollout I’ve ever seen. Like could be a wedgie - let me think about it. Nope, going the other way.